Coffin Texts Puns

A list of puns related to "Coffin Texts"

My dad just texted me this: What's the difference between a shower and a coffin?

You can cough in a shower but you can't shower in a coffin.

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👤︎ u/Butiamnotausername
📅︎ Jan 24 2015
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