I don’t do it anymore, but back in high school, I coagulated, like, all the time.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/katiebcartoons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2021
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What do you call coagulated milk found at your summer home?

Cottage Cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eleece
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type

As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What do you say to someone who stops bleeding?

Coagulations!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IameIion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2021
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I started to make a sauce for dinner and as I added a thickening agent, it all came together too quickly...

I suffered from premature coagulation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanzo68
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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Recently, my friend was cured of hemophilia.

So I gave him my coagulations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RICLOL56
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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My girlfriends dad

She used the word congealed. I told her I like the word coagulate better. Her dad then chimes in with "Coagulate: when two dogs wag their tails in unison."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5K337Lord
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2014
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What do you say to someone who has stopped bleeding?

Coagulations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotherFokkerDR1
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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