Cls Puns

A list of puns related to "Cls"

I think I need a new ass

Mines got a crack in it

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👤︎ u/Lewwap
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What's the chemical formula for laughing gas?

CaCl

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👤︎ u/Bread_Is_Adequate
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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What does a salt shaker bring to a bar fight?

A NaCl duster.

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👤︎ u/Benja-C
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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What did the salt say when the phosphate asked to bond with it?

NaCl ater

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👤︎ u/soulfooood
📅︎ May 23 2019
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What do you get when you fling salt in a tavern?

A barnacle (a.k.a. bar-na-cl)

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👤︎ u/MysteryOrange7
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC]

The taberNaCl.

(I would apologize, but this is /dadjokes)

(X-posted to jokes.)

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👤︎ u/Qdiggles
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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Should I go see Fifty Shades of Grey in a regular theater? Or...

... should I pay a little extra and see it in clIMAX?

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👤︎ u/patriotminerva
📅︎ Feb 13 2015
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Breaking news: guy at the salt mine rushed to hospital for knee injury

Turns out he tore N aCl

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👤︎ u/Ganders81
📅︎ Dec 03 2017
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Someone crossed a line

So I live in a town called Knightstown that is currently in a state of rage over a man who wants to sue the town for having a cross atop the town Christmas tree which is on public property. It has since been removed. Anyway, to retaliate, many citizens of the town gathered and sang Christmas carols outside of his home.

I am choosing to call this group of people the Mormon TaberNaCl Choir, because that is one very salty group of singers.

Edit: Added a word

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👤︎ u/Sans_Seraphim
📅︎ Dec 14 2016
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What does a salt shaker bring to a bar fight?

A NaCl duster

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👤︎ u/Benja-C
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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