A list of puns related to "Circumcisions"
My wife gave birth to our first son on Friday. This morning they came to get him for his circumscion and we were feeding him a bottle. The nurse said we were going to have to cut it short. I said ok, but not too short. And nobody laughed. They looked at me like an idiot. Hopefully the internet will appreciate this.
EDIT: Didn't expect this to garner so much attention, but I guess it deserves some elaboration. Yes, this actually happened and we had our son circumcised. Everything went well without any complications. I made this decision with my wife based on hygienic, traditional, and aesthetic reasons, and I am confident in my decision. I am circumcised, and I'm happy with it.
There are times in my son's life that i will need to make decisions for him, and this was one of those times. I understand that some people think I have committed a terrible crime against my son, but I disagree. There are many arguments for both sides, and I think these decisions should be made by family and doctors when the bridge comes to be crossed.
I'm not going to go through and answer all of the questions and insults individually, I have a newborn to take care off, but y'all feel free to hash it out.
Also, I still think my joke was pretty damn funny.
I just want to know the cutoff date.
I got cut off.
A rip off.
Tell em’ to keep the tip.
I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for nearly a year. So check your facts.
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He doesn't get paid much, but at least he gets to keep all the tips.
The money wasn't great, but he got to keep the tips
A rip-off
I couldn't walk for a year afterward.
He just works for tips.
He told me, “The money isn’t great, but I get to keep the tips”
a rite of passage best enjoyed by the young, and generally not worth repeating.
He got the sack.
Off wienerskin!
Anyone have any tips?
A rip off
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the pays not good but i get to keep the tips
Well he wasn't paid much but he got to keep the tips
She said it's 1 hour and 40 minutes long.
I said, "An hour and forty minutes? Is that the uncut version?"
Very cutting edge... And I'll give you a tip, make sure the kids are in bed.
I guess you could say that I worked for tips
You'll get ripped off !!
I don’t think he’ll be able to pull it off.
A rip-off!
He's a little cock eyed.
I just need to know the cut-off date.
But I kind of cut myself off
A rip off
A rip-off
The money wasn't great, but he got to keep the tips.
A rip-off
The money wasn't great, but he got to keep the tips
I just want to know the cutoff date.
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