Cigarette Pack Puns

He came back with the cigarettes but told me he filed for divorce.

Holy smokes!

happy sunday pun-day

It was a smoking deal!

Just in the nic'o tine.

"Hi. I'll have a pack of Marlboro Lights."

"Lights?"

"Yes, I'm on a diet."

She was not as amused as I was.

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.

Thankfully, turns out it's in my blood. I come from a long line of Fathers.

A Hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter.

A cigarette lighter.

He thought it was outrageously funny when we collectively groaned.

I said, “Of course, give me your pack.”

He handed over his pack of cigarettes and I took one out and gave it him back saying, “There you go.”

“What’s that?” he said, all confused.

I said, “It’s a cigarette lighter.”

I have been looking through the top post when I came across one that said "what do you get when you pull a cigarette out of the pack? A cigarette lighter" hahaha right? I tell my friends about it since we all smoke and groans all around. About an hour later and a few beers I ask for a lighter since I had lost mine. My buddy (his name is actually buddy) says "yeah man pull your cig out" so I do. "What do you have?" "An unlit cigarette" I tell him" no a cigarette lighter!" Laughs all around.

Tl;Dr. I got dad joked by a dad after I told him the original dad joke just prior.

Dad's: "I'll have Marlboro reds in a box."

I begin to scan the cigarette dispensers with a concerned face. Moving my hands across the different packs I say,

"Sure you don't want them in a jar? Or how about Tupperware?"

If it makes dad's groan, I'll probably make a great grandfather.