It is really unfortunate that Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
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︎ Mar 06 2022
Whatβs the rallying cry of that new sect of Christianity based around fermented milk?
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︎ Jul 30 2022
What do you call a pair of Egyptian Christian Detectives?
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︎ Aug 02 2022
What do you call a Christian car that switches to Judaism for marriage?
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︎ Jul 22 2022
what do you call a Christian cat?
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︎ Jun 02 2022
Christians and Atheists can both agree on one thing about Jesus.
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︎ Jun 17 2022
Christian Bale
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︎ Apr 13 2022
If you're the Christian God, thats cool, but if you're the Hindu God...
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︎ Jun 10 2022
What do you call a warship that is Christian
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︎ May 13 2022
Horsin' Around - What do Christian horses perform on Sunday?
They pray on their neigh's to God so that they can maintain their stable life.
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︎ Apr 04 2022
A Woman just stopped me on the sidewalk, said she recognised me from the vegetarian club..
But I'm certain I hadn't met herbivore..
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︎ May 31 2022
How do christians call a woman who lives in a desert and does magic?
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︎ Mar 15 2022
Why do they say ββamenβ instead of ββwomenβ at the end of the songs in Church?
Because theyβre hymns not βhersβ
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︎ Jun 19 2022
This Christian restaurant is a rip-off
I ordered the endless buffet and all they gave me were five loaves of bread and two fish
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︎ Feb 17 2022
what's the difference between Christianity and Islam?
One is popular and the other is clerical.
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︎ Mar 29 2022
How did Micheal throw Lucifer in Hell?
With his Judo-Christian values.
(It's my first time, be gentle ;-;)
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︎ Jun 22 2022
I saw on the news (really) that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.
I don't get it as it's illegal to own a Christian, let alone buy or sell one.
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︎ Jul 28 2021
Why do Christian's tear up their jeans?
To make them......HOLEY!!!!!!
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︎ Mar 14 2022
When Batman leaves church early...
...is it a Christian Bale?
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︎ Jul 31 2022
Had an excellent meal last night at this cosy little Christian restaurant near us called "The Lord Giveth"
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︎ Oct 17 2021
What happen to the christian sho get possessed by a demon?
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︎ Feb 20 2022
When Christian decides not to do a movie, he Bales.
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︎ Dec 05 2021
How many born again Christian's does it take to change a lightbulb?
100, one to crew it in and the rest to go tell the town they have seen the light!
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︎ Jan 20 2022
Itβs five am and I only had like 4 hours of sleep. Thought of this joke
What do you call a Christian fruit?
A peacher
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︎ May 05 2022
The first computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with a very limited memory.
Just one byte and everything crashed.
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︎ Mar 23 2022
How do you convert a Satanist?
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I heard Batman recently became an atheist.
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︎ Jul 15 2022
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Some Christians were getting really upset that atheist organizations would become eligible for tax deductions, similar to churches.
>! During the debate, one of the atheists pointed out that they were non-prophet organizations!<
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︎ Sep 27 2021
Learned something new at a Christian wedding recently! A person can have up to 16 spouses!
4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better, and 4 worse! And here I thought that one headache a lifetime is enough! π²
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︎ Oct 23 2021
Christians say "Jesus"
Ancient Greek women say "Hey Zeus"
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︎ Sep 28 2021
What is a Christian guitarist favorite chord?
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︎ Jul 18 2021
Why do many Christians have cats?
Because most of them are Catholics.
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︎ May 31 2021
I got in trouble for telling a joke I saw here. (A story with a joke)
So I work at a bank part time, I usually get a joke or two from here each day and tell it to my boss over MS Teams. We have a chuckle and go about our day. My last day was alright set for tomorrow (Saturday).
Wednesday the top joke was: How does a Mexican cut his pizza? With little caesars.
Apparently that could be seen as racist by the bank management that could potentially see everything written in our chats. So I get pulled into the office and it was all just verbal warning blah blah. I was obviously not my intention to be racist as I am a Christian dad who just loves jokes and eye rolls as you do on this sub.
Fast forward to today, my last Friday in the banking world. I'm on to bigger and better things. By now everyone knows the joke and everyone knows that the manager overreacted. My assistant manager bought some pizza in my honor and didn't think about where she got it from. So of course when she said it out loud in the teller line I started cracking up. 'I got Little Caesars for you.'
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︎ Jun 10 2022
BREAKING NEWS- Single Christians everywhere are becoming hairless!
Reports say they are shaving themselves till marriage.
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︎ Aug 03 2021
Why can't some Christians be vegan?
They can't seem to stomach seitan.
Might be an old one that someone else's said but it made me chuckle.
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︎ May 24 2021
Her: "I have a confession...I used to be Christian. "
Me: " That doesn't bother me. "
Her: "Thats great... Because I'd much rather be known as Christine now."
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︎ Feb 25 2021
It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
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︎ Jan 20 2022
It is really unfortunate that Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been fighting one another for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
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︎ Mar 07 2022
Itβs kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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︎ Jun 17 2022
What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?
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︎ May 21 2022
Why do atheists own more cats than christians?
Because itβs illegal to own a Christian
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︎ Jun 06 2021
what do you call Batman when he skips church?
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︎ Apr 27 2022
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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︎ May 17 2022
What made Batman skip church..?
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