Chili Peppers Puns

A list of puns related to "Chili Peppers"

How do you measure the weight of the Red Hot Chili Peppers

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ludfromthemud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2022
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So I work in a rock n roll based establishment and had a dad tell me this joke. "How do you tell how many pounds of red hit chili peppers you have?"

"You give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoidofAnguish
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2022
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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-cuntdestroyer_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2022
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I saw that flea from the red hot chili peppers is going to be in the obi wan series

I guess he'll be looking for the rebel bass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tags666
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2022
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Red Hot Chili Peppers

I saw on the news today that the Red Hot Chili Peppers are getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of fame.

I hope they don’t just Give it away, give it away, give it away now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSinnombre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2022
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What do chili peppers do when they get angry?! /r/cleandadjokes/comments…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rlocke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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Cinnamon is not like chili peppers

It's all bark and no bite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abirkmanis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2021
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Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.

I have to give it away now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why was the television repair man called out to the Red Hot Chili Peppers hotel room?

Scart issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vulfneck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines

she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store

They're calling it the Flea Market

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacticalAvocado222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What do you call Muslim chili peppers?

Halalapenos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I tried to burn my friend a new arsehole by slipping chili peppers into his food, but things didn't go as planned when he switched dishes on me.

It backfired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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I'm going to crush and preserve some strawberries with the Red Hot Chili Peppers later on today...

We're having a jam session.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2016
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Why are chili peppers so dangerous?

Because they get Jalapeno business!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiyohara
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2015
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Red hot chili peppers

In the car with dad listening to music when California by the red hot chili peppers comes on.

Dad: Who sings this?

Me: Red hot chili peppers

Dad: Well they sound a lot better than the spice girls.

Me: God dammit Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgixx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers fan cross the road?

To get to the Otherside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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The Red Hot Chili Peppers really love Marie Kondo.

Because she helps them give it away, give it away, give it away now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gameronomist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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