4 Hilarious Children's Meal Puns

Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.

Thank you for coming to my Tết talk.

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_COOKIERECIPES

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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Condom commercials should just be a short clip of a couple trying to enjoy a nice meal in public with children.

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👤︎ u/DrClapCheeks

📅︎ Jul 19 2019

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Got my prom table with this one.

We were all at prom last Friday (5/30) and we were all eating our meals.

I got up and said "I would like to make a toast!!"

Everyone stopped, looked at me, and raised their glasses.

Then, I said, "But I can't, because I don't have any butter!"

Groans were made by women and children alike.

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👤︎ u/MILANOVIC

📅︎ Jun 02 2014

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A DadJoke that I donate to the community.

I thought of this while eating oatmeal. My son is only 15 months old, so I donate it to those of you who have children old enough to groan.

Me: If people eat oatmeal for breakfast, what do goats eat?

Kid: What?

Me: Goat-meal!

Kid: <groan>

Me: If people eat oatmeal for breakfast, and goats eat goat-meal, what do boats eat?

Kid: (hopefully) Boat-meal!

Me: No, boats don't eat!

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👤︎ u/LickItAndSpreddit

📅︎ Jan 19 2015

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