Child Proof Puns

A list of puns related to "Child Proof"

I CHILD PROOFED OUR HOME !

But the kids still keep getting in.

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👤︎ u/manicmoose13
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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I child proofed the entire house

The kids still got back in

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👤︎ u/5rings6
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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I told my wife I child-proofed the house..

But the kids are still getting in!

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👤︎ u/YoureSmallingMeKills
📅︎ Dec 22 2017
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My girlfriend was having a hard time opening her birth control.

I told her it’s because it’s child-proof.

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👤︎ u/Mtaylor0812_
📅︎ Oct 01 2017
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We child proofed our house.

But the kids keep getting in

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👤︎ u/manicmoose13
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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I child proofed my house.

But the kids kept getting back in.

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👤︎ u/shwastedd
📅︎ Feb 09 2017
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