What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The rooster, always the rooster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moist_Bite_2860
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2022
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg, obviously - it already got laid

The bird cried fowl and chickened out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Facepalmitis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2022
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Which came first - the egg or the chicken?

Of course the chicken. Eggs don't have legs to win a race.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mehraz_RC
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2022
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I don't know whether the chicken or the egg came first.

You could say I'm eggnostic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morpheyz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Safety. Remember that safety always comes first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAverageAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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My dad's answer to what came first, the chicken or the egg?

The one you ordered first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, because it's no nut November.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crmsnbleyd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg. Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagusiu
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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What came first the chicken or the egg?

I just ordered both online I’ll let you know later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItzPabz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Where do you settle the case between which came first, the chicken or the egg?

in the food court

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsNotBer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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β€œWhich came first, the chicken or the egg,” is such an obvious trick question

Clearly it was the rooster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr_felix_faustus
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Who came first: the chicken, or the egg?

The rooster.

(Lovingly ripped from some Netflix cooking show.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willubemyfriendo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I asked a hen the age old question what came first the chicken or the egg.

Poor thing went through an eggsistential crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukepri
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2017
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg... the chicken bawked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funningincircless
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2022
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

"the chicken"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/59boomer59
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2022
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Bohr_Effect
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2022
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What came first the chicken or the egg?

The rooster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esposures
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2021
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What came first the chicken or the egg?

The rooster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GIJKkk
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What came first the chicken or the egg?

Who cares at least one got laid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealRedRanger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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What came first, the chicken mcnugget or the egg mcmuffin.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

neither it was obviously the Rooster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trappens
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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