A list of puns related to "Chicken Breast"
He asked “So how do you find clothes that fit?”.
Tough titties.
I guess I'll just wing it
I tell everyone to relax, then I announce it is safe to eat because I have removed the nipples.
But the sight of your daughter stealing the last piece of chicken is truly breast taking.
So I started playing with chicken breasts.
Every Sunday, my family gathers at Sunday dinner (England here) and we have a roast. More often than not, we have roast chicken. We know it's coming, we expect it, yet still we think that maybe, just maybe, this will be the week that my dad doesn't tell THE joke.
My mum serves the food and asks "who wants a piece of chicken?" Then comes the response from my dad.
"I don't like chicken. It's fowl." He then proceeds to eat most of the chicken, while laughing to himself.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
We're trying to plan dinners for the next week and my sister asks what everyone wants for dinner tomorrow. My mom perks up and says, "I have chicken breasts that we can use." Nobody really hears her so she repeats herself probably five more time saying the same thing. "I have chicken breasts, I have chicken breasts!" My dad comes into the room and he just says, "Well I feel very sorry for you. " and leaves.
Me: "Dad, I eat like 2 or 3 chicken breasts a day, basically a chicken dies for me everyday."
Dad: "Some could say you're committing...henocide"
He ordered a chicken breast entree. The waitress said, "Ok, and you get two sides with that."
And he said, "I already have two sides, see? Left side. Right side."
I was at my parent's house and I instead of buying my own groceries I just get stuff from them instead. You know, university student. My mom wasn't there this time. I had been asking about chicken a few hours before with him because I forgot to grab them the last time I was out there. So right when I was about to leave I asked "Oh, does mom have chicken breasts?" And he replied with, "No, I think they are just regular ones."
What do you do, put bras on chicken breast?
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