48 Hilarious Chicken And Egg Puns

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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👤︎ u/subsailor1968

📅︎ Mar 01 2023

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I've just ordered one single egg and a frozen chicken from Amazon prime

I'll let you know which comes first

(Just been told this by my son-in-law. I'm so proud)

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👤︎ u/robgod50

📅︎ Jun 19 2022

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I've placed simultaneous orders for a rotisserie chicken on Uber Eats, and for an egg omelette on DoorDash

Looks like we're about to find out, once and for all, what comes first!

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👤︎ u/GeneReddit123

📅︎ Apr 06 2021

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Just ordered a chicken and an egg off of Amazon.

I'll let you know...

Edit: For those that want the results

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👤︎ u/BusyPooping

📅︎ Jun 26 2020

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The egg is smoking a cigarette. The chicken says, “well, I guess we know the answer to THAT question!”

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👤︎ u/Illustrious_Ad4691

📅︎ Jun 17 2021

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon today...

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/Becksy40

📅︎ Feb 28 2023

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/Stationary-Event

📅︎ Mar 13 2023

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/Future-Agent

📅︎ Sep 30 2022

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon

I’ll let you know

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👤︎ u/Miko2231

📅︎ Feb 09 2023

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from an online food store

I'll let you know

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👤︎ u/TheOxfordTroll

📅︎ Jan 25 2023

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I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

I will let you know which comes first :)

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👤︎ u/InfiniteVoids

📅︎ Jan 17 2023

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon

I'll let you know which one comes first

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👤︎ u/Yewzirname

📅︎ Dec 26 2022

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I'm ordering a chicken and an egg on Amazon

I'll let you know

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👤︎ u/professorf

📅︎ Oct 28 2022

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I've ordered a chicken and an egg online

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/Desiderius_S

📅︎ Sep 17 2022

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I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/thedeathwaiter

📅︎ Jul 27 2022

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I just logged off of Amazon. I ordered a chicken and an egg.

I’ll let you know….

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👤︎ u/DatabaseSolid

📅︎ Aug 22 2022

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/the_houser

📅︎ Oct 07 2022

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on amazon

I'll let you know

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👤︎ u/Xenonthewizlard

📅︎ Jul 08 2022

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon

I’ll let you know.

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👤︎ u/beReal78

📅︎ Aug 29 2021

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I just ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon…

I’ll let you know

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👤︎ u/Competitive_Wall3823

📅︎ Jul 08 2022

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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👤︎ u/AdministrativeSock20

📅︎ Jun 22 2022

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon

I’ll let you know…

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👤︎ u/DadFounder

📅︎ Feb 28 2022

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I ordered an egg and a chicken from Amazon.

I will tell you later.

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👤︎ u/Stay-Remarkable

📅︎ Aug 20 2022

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Just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/AestheticCopacetic

📅︎ Jul 03 2022

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I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon

I'll let you know which comes first.

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👤︎ u/Rukan

📅︎ Jul 21 2022

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon today

I'll let you know

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👤︎ u/xAnxietyPrimex

📅︎ Dec 09 2021

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I ordered a Chicken and an Egg From Amazon

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/ConsoleKev

📅︎ Mar 17 2022

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I just ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I’ll keep you posted.

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👤︎ u/FicklePut3366

📅︎ Jan 22 2022

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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👤︎ u/5x13

📅︎ Apr 28 2021

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon...

Ill let you know

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👤︎ u/the-world-eater

📅︎ Aug 22 2021

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I ordered a chicken and a egg from Amazon

I’ll let you know

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👤︎ u/Top_Service_6152

📅︎ Nov 28 2021

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I placed an online order for a chicken and an egg.

I’ll let you know.

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👤︎ u/silverjaydog

📅︎ Oct 06 2021

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I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon

I’ll let you know….

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👤︎ u/BonesHolmes2206

📅︎ Mar 17 2022

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon

I’ll let you know

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👤︎ u/0K-V

📅︎ Dec 26 2021

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I ordered a chicken and an egg online

I'll let you know

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👤︎ u/memetime66

📅︎ Aug 10 2020

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know

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👤︎ u/JohnathanWickers

📅︎ Aug 14 2018

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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👤︎ u/P_as_n_Pterodactyl

📅︎ Aug 31 2019

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/Sarcastic-being

📅︎ Jul 20 2021

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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👤︎ u/ikissedtaylorswift

📅︎ May 08 2021

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17

📅︎ Mar 07 2020

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I ordered a Chicken and an Egg from Amazon

I'll let you know

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👤︎ u/Roxanne_12784

📅︎ May 07 2019

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

And now, we wait.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz

📅︎ Feb 17 2021

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/December_Soul

📅︎ Apr 06 2019

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I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333

📅︎ Jun 08 2020

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on amazon.

I will let you know.

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👤︎ u/glidingadmiral

📅︎ Feb 19 2020

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I ordered a chicken and an egg

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👤︎ u/DevilRyder

📅︎ Jul 01 2020

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I've ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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👤︎ u/shaystibelman

📅︎ Feb 21 2020

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

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👤︎ u/FlyInSoup

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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