Chess Tournaments Puns

Cos they keep saying "check, mate"

A chess tournament was hosted in a large hotel. The matches were civil and professional, but the payers would get noisy and brag loudly. It got so bad you could hear it all throughout the lobby Finally the manager shut the whole thing down and tossed all the players out of the hotel. You just can’t have chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

Did it ever occur to Magnus Carlsen that he could be eliminated from his own chess tournament?

Norway!

250 chessmasters for some huge tournament. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I have to listen to chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

An international chess tournament was taking place at a hotel in New York. Grandmasters from all around the world came to compete. As things were getting underway, everyone gathered in the hotel's lobby to socialize and brag about their skills. All of a sudden, the hotel manager bursts out and orders everyone to leave. The players ask why, and he responds:

"I don't like chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

“But why?” they asked, as they moved off.

“Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”