I wanted to wear my ballroom pants, but the wife said they were unseemly! βWhatβs wrong,β I asked, cheekily. βAre you mad, because, clearly, I can see your nuts.β βJust a little testy, I guess.β
My dad was way too proud of this one
So my dad and I went to a baseball game and during the game he turns and asks, "Son, how many people do you think can fit in this stadium?" When I began to think about it, he gave me this look and then cheekily says, "I just want a ballpark estimate".
He thinks this is his magnum opus dad joke.
My mom channeled her inner dad for a harsh burn
I hope momjokes are welcome
When I was a teenager my aunt and her husband had to have their house fumigated and needed a place to stay for a weekend. My parents offered them my room and arranged a sleepover for me at my nephew's. As I was leaving the house I cheekily turn back and say to them : don't do anything in there I wouldn't do!
To which my mom promptly replied : honey, they're not going to clean your room
