A cheeky little pun from /r/TheyDidTheMath.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lolliplop
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I'm feeling cheeky
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cheeky sign at my office potluck
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Everytime I do the Fonzie gag, my son always does that cheeky comeback, watch:

"Ayyyy!"

"B!"

"See?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainN3rd
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National Institute of Health decided to get cheeky this week. nih.gov/news/health/may20…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/juniperwak
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Does anyone know if doctors could take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?

Ass skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigjambo1
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What do you call somebody with two butts?

Biased

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
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What do you call a medical fish?

Sturgeon general

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxicSamurai
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I was gonna moon all of reddit

Thought you might find that a bit cheeky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
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My favorite toilet paper was discontinued. Nobody prepared me for how much of a pain in the ass it is to find a new favorite.
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Face palm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirithinkalot
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Did you hear the story of the guy who had his butt chopped off?

He wasn’t very cheeky about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneShot725
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I like telling Dad jokes

Sometimes, he laughs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalbbees
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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How can you tell when a joke is a Dad Joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blundersnuffer
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Me Dad got me with this one at dinner...

I was visiting my folks, and decided to take em out to dinner when Ma got home. We go for a feed, all is well. I'm standing up at the end of the table, leaning on its edge with me phone out as Ma was organising herself. Da came back from the loo, and asked me what I was doing on me phone.

"Checking me balance." I replied, showing him my bank app. I had just been paid and was moving money around to savings and such, after paying for dinner by phone NFC.

Without warning he gives me a good hip n shoulder, not hard enough to send me flying but enough to shift me a bit.

"Ya balance looks shit, boy."

He smirks at me as Ma groans audibly. Cheeky old bugger.

This is why he's going in a crooked retirement home you always see on the News.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oi-FatBeard
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Got dad joked by my 22 month old daughter

My daughter was having some trouble eating pasta with her fork tonight, so I said to her that it was okay to eat with her fingers. "No," she said with a cheeky grin. "Eat with mouth."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlecrab
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?

"If we stick together we can stop this shit!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shredbmc
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True story only the names have been changed to protect the sassy 3yo.

Miss3: mummy I want shake shake song (Taylor Swift - shake it off.

Mummy: and mummy wants her breakfast first miss3.

Miss3: and I want a million dollars mummy.

Cheeky little madam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
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Watching the women's 100M with my wife and son..

My wife comments, "She has a big butt for a runner." I follow with, "The short distance runners have bigger butts, the longer distance runners don't. They run their ass off."

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A very opinionated person once said to me: β€œPeople call me biassed, but I’ve only got one!”

”You’re two cheeky!” I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moo2187
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My wife said I need to spend more time with our kids.

My car was dirty so I decided at the weekend I would wash the car with my youngest son.

After only 5 minutes the cheeky bastard asked if we could use a sponge instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reckless_Engineer
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Wanna here a joke about onions?

Listen up, Cheeky Chops, or you won't hear the joke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mean_Car
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When you beat a team of assholes...

Does it mean you rectum?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuzzYetDeadly
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*assthetic*
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What do you call a sarcastic proctologist?

A smart ass doctor

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As a solider, my first instinct when I see trouble is to run to it, but my Sargent always tells me....

...that before I can run, I need to learn to March first.

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I bit myself laughing at a joke.

It was pretty cheeky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VisibleConcern
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Summarizing the Oregon news to my wife and daughter

Looks like the Portland fire is meeting up with the Eastern oregon fire, they're going on a date...it's going to be lit...

looks at both of them with a cheeky grin to see if they were listening

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magoogooo
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Fish puns for Christmas card

Need a fintastic fish pun for a Christmas card. Tunat hold back, be as cheeky as you can be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/das_ahndie
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I saw a Hobo Spider on the pavement.

Cheeky little guy, he didn't even accept my Β£10 note.

Walked right over it, I can't stand that level of arrogance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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Daughter was asking about planets....

... she asked me, "are any hot?"

I said, "Yes, Mercury and Venus are hot because they are so close to the sun."

She asked, "Are any cold?"

"Yes, the ones outside our orbit are cold. Mars, Jupiter and so on."

"What color are they?", she asked...

"Well, the Earth is blue and green, Mars is red because of iron, Jupiter has a cool red spot..."

"What color is Uranus?"

.... .... ....

"It's brown, and very windy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheContrarian2
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I made a chicken salad earlier

The cheeky sod didn't even say thank you.

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A tribute to the glutes.

I might have assthma, butt it could be type two diabooties. I hope these puns aren't bumming you out, they're just for the crack. I don't mean to be cheeky, although I might be scraping the bottom of the barrel. Butt some of them are easy to get behind

You don't have to be anal about it, its not like you're the butt of the joke. I mean anusthing is possible, I think I'm getting to the rear end of these puns now.

It's asstounding how long this is lasting. I mean I don't want to half-ass it. Okay, I'll leave out the back door, but its so dark out, I can even see the full moon!

Just kidding I'm back.... side. Okay okay I'll bring it to a robust end. It's all behind me now.

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Dadjoked by an apprentice at work

Kid walks into work with a slick new trim and I ask him "you get a hair cut?" he quickly turned around with a cheeky grin and said "nah, I got all of them cut!"

God knows how long he was waiting to say that

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Today I got dad joked by my four year old son

Me: what made you decide to watch that movie (castle in the sky)

Son: My brain.

Me internally: you cheeky fucking bastard.

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This is for the Brits on the sub

My gran fell asleep whilst eating piri piri chicken...

...she had a cheeky nan dose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshiverson
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My GF just got me good

She told me she loves my butt

So I asked her: "Butt why?"

"Because it's so cheeky!" She answered.

I'm so proud :')

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snudge
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Watching the Little Mermaid

My gf and I occasionally enjoy a cheeky Disney movie.

Tonight I asked 'which Disney Princess do you think gets the best reception? '

Scowl

Me 'Arial'

Nothing but rolled eyes and breathing through the nose chuckles

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That's not an Alsatian

My Dad's been having a lot of trouble with a German Shepherd that's been taking a shit on his garden every morning. This morning the cheeky bugger even brought his dog with him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waspeater
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My dad and I are fisherman and he just dropped this one on me...

He is on his annual week long fishing trip and I wasnt able to go this year so he's been sending me pictures of some of his better fish. He sends me a pic of a nice 4lbs Largemouth Bass with a cheeky smile. So I call and I ask him what he caught it on and without any delay and being completely serious..."a hook"...I sigh and just hang up on him haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karowhack
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"Hey dad, I've been noticing my facial hair grows way faster on the left side of my face. Is that normal?"

Dad (with a cheeky smile): "Oh yeah, it's because you're a leftist!"

I groaned so damn hard it's not even funny.

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