Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Cheats"
That was a rash decision.
But a Tiger Wood!
A cheetah.
Donor kebab.
At the funeral the man sings 'I can see Clearly now that Lorraine is gone'.
Fowl play
I got my Ion you
They could be used as grounds for divorce
Rigatoni
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
...that's the lowest thing you can do.
Ashley Medicine
What is a Vampire favorite fruit?
What kind of dogs do Vampires like best?
How does a ghost cry?
What does a skeleton always say before he eats?
What kind of key should you always take to a haunted house?
Why do Vampires need mouthwash?
What kinds of street do Zombies like?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
What did the black cat call the mouse on roller skates?
What does a vampire never at a restaurant?
What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
Why did the witch stand in front of the podium?
What does a ghosts have for dessert?
What is a skeletons favorite instrument?
What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?
Be honest, how many did you get? What is your dad score?
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She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again
Honestly, I should have seen the signs.
I got caught up in the thrill of a lava fair.
Hoe Hoe hoe
Which was really strange, since I'd thought that I had left her at home looking after the kids.
After that she refuses to play Scrabble with me ever again
Dishonorable discharge.
I said to my cheating wife "Let's settle this in affair explanation!" She said "OK. I cheated on you because your heart were as cold as the North Poll!" I looked at her then said "I'm diss a pointed..."
“Don’t you be dandelion to me!”
Your honor!
I read about it in Current Affairs
Luckily the neighbor hit me with a few good jokes as we got home! Cheered me right up!
I don't know what that says about me.
I got blindsided.
It is wrong on so many levels.
room R has it
And I remember he used to be stationed in exotic places all over the world. Once he came back home with a very exotic looking bird. I asked him what kind of a bird it was and he told me it’s a rare almost extinct species called a Foux (pronounced Foo). This foux was the apple of his eye and he would take care of the bird as if it was his own child. Sometime during this period the Foux began developing a real bad case of constipation and my father was really worried about it. He tried all kinds of medicines to make the Foux pass it’s bowels, but nothing was working. One day, during this period, I woke up to a huge argument taking place between my parents. My mom was accusing him of cheating on her during one of his tours, she had found some pictures of him and another woman and he was denying it vehemently. I realized then that my father had been quite the philanderer and this wasn’t the first time he had been caught. My mom was trying to get him to just admit to his indiscretion.
“Why don’t you just admit it Harry”, she said;
but he stuck to his denial,
“You think I could ever do something like this Sarah”, he said.
Right then amidst all this ruckus, the Foux began to take a dump, in the middle of the living room.
My mom looked at the bird, then looked back at my dad and with a sense of resignation she just said “Well if the Foux shits...”
…my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
Honestly, I should have seen the signs.
I love her still
We found out how low they could go.
So now I'm going for a Ruthless divorce
Hoe-hoe-hoe!
He said "this isn't what it looks like"
The only one who doesn't see it that way is my wife.
She now has crust issues.
You could say she was having a crisis
It was degrading.
He tractor down.
I thought to myself that toucan play at that game.
Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
After that she refuses to play Scrabble with me.
She went crazy and said she won't play Scrabble with me again
She got so mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again...
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