I cheated on my wife at the magma convention...
I got caught up in the thrill of a lava fair.
I always cheated on my psychology tests.
I don't know what that says about me.
My girlfriend cheated on me with Stevie Wonder.
I got blindsided.
My ex wife cheated on me with her deaf best friend.
Honestly, I should have seen the signs.
My wife Ruth cheated on me
So now I'm going for a Ruthless divorce
The pizza's boyfriend cheated on her
She now has crust issues.
A rival contestant cheated with a different species of bird at the beak measuring contest...
I thought to myself that toucan play at that game.
Dracula's wife is divorcing him because he cheated. She wants it all, the castles the coffins, etc...
She's going to bleed him dry!
My wife cheated on me with her deaf boyfriend
I honestly should’ve seen the signs.
(Found on r/jokes)
Last night, my husband dreamt I cheated on him with a professional football player & several Frenchmen.
He walked by me as I was scrolling through reddit and said “I’d better not see any Frenchmen Oui Oui on your screen.”
My son cheated on his physics test, and has no idea how much trouble he is in.
He doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.
They cheated us and instead of played sweet victory at the halftime show they played sicko mode
We were used and tricked, it makes me sick
I was reading the newspaper yesterday and I skipped over a section dedicated to outing dried fruit that had cheated on their spouses.
Then again, I never was that into currant affairs.
If you ask a girl to explain why she cheated on you, you're asking her to explain her thot process.
My dad, believing I cheated, grounded me and scribbled out all the A's on my report card
It was degrading
What did the lady dolphin say to her boyfriend when he told her he had cheated, and was leaving her?
You're leaving me?? For what porpoise?
They should make a section in the Hall of Fame for people who have famously cheated in a sport
It'd be called "The Pros and Cons List."
