Paddy O’furniture
And that doesn't sit well with me.
I call it Paddy O’Furniture
I can't stand sitting!
Eventually she came around.
I found some cushion its pocket.
Number 3 will shock you
A seat of minophen.
And then a table... And then a chair...
I borrowed my daughter's desk chair for about ten minutes earlier today. As I was bringing it back I said "They say when you borrow someone's car you should return it with a full tank of gas..." It took her about 3 seconds to reply "Nooooo! Did you fart in my chair?"
A Miniature
I go back and forth on them
After every joke I told, someone kept yelling "sit down"!
Because they were a Band-Aid
I guess it was stoolen
... please take a seat.
I was shocked but he wasn't
We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.
They become charitable.
It just doesn't give a sit anymore.
Lawyer : (whispering) Deny everything.
Me : This isn't a chair.
He says it drives him up the wall!
Cuz I was falling hard for him.
And the people can’t stand it.
I went sofa away.
I sat in the chair and said, "Boss, I want a higher position."
"Well, if you push that lever," he said, pointing by my legs, "the chair will go up."
Turns out he was a really bad conductor.
Pomme de chair
...right in front of a house where there’s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. There’s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.
Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldn’t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesn’t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.
A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy he’s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.
With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, “Thank you.”
As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...
“Thank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.”
Me: That can’t be comfortable. Try a chair instead.
“I guess I’m just a good conductor”
Now they all have Mousey Tongue.
I don't know why, it just never sat right with me.
Because they don’t have chairs
He's recovering.
and it was all because he was told to please take a seat
And then a chair, and then a table
Then into a table... and then into a chair!
And a table... and a chair...
