A list of puns related to "Chairmaker"
I have a customer that want's these chairs https://imgur.com/a/1geksoh . I've only made rustic log chairs and rocking chairs so I don't even know where to begin. This customer loves my work and I've explained that I'm not experienced enough but he's paying me to make a few prototypes. I guess my biggest question is the joinery in the back and how it appears to be flared out and then joined straight up and down, idk, any advice would be greatly appreciated. I'd be happy to pay someone for any kind of sketch of any kind.
I hope some of you have read Use of Weapons. It's better than Player of Games, for which I also reserve the highest honors.
What other ship names would we love to see?
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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