A list of puns related to "Ceremonialism"
The Grammy Awards
Turns out, I had to renew my bowels.
but the reception was amazing
The Oscars
A plaque.
She stated I now knight thee Sir-Loin
... cantaloupe.
Because they cantalope
Because its at the end of the rope.
But I’m not sure when to give it back
I like Saturday knights better than Sunday knights.
A .. ooh.. long time
It's a dad-joke, or pretty close, and about a dad, but if it's out of place (or too morbid), let me know.
My father died a few years ago. We're a bit classy-ish, but generally not good at being solemn for long. And he was Irish. Loved a bit more drink than was perhaps good for him, although that's not what stopped him. But everyone knew because he would get chatty. Very very chatty. So not a secret, just a quirk.
I told this right after the ceremony, at the post-funeral dinner.
>Dad enjoyed his drinks. I hear he was cremated. It took them three days to put the fire out.
Fortunately, the family loved it.
It turns out the Navy has a strict policy against in-sub ordination.
The game kept buffering.
The ceremony was going great, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
I sometimes go to the “Idiot of the Year” event in our prairie town, where each year hundreds of people from the town and nearby villages gather in the community hall for jokes and a guessing game. It starts with various people coming on stage to tell bad jokes, and finishes with the guessing game, which involves the master of ceremonies pulling a blanket off a mystery object on stage. The first person to name the object gets the “Idiot of the Year” trophy, which is an old shoe nailed to a block of wood. Three years ago, the object was an old bicycle, and Melvin Sneeter, who works in the local hardware store, was the first to yell out “bicycle”. Two years ago, Cynthia Frizzle, a housewife from the nearby town of Spuzzum, was correct with “tricycle”. And last year, the object was a bit more difficult, so the trophy wasn't awarded, because nobody knew the name of that one-wheeled contraption that you must balance and pedal.
.... Because he's receiving his Honorary Dogtorate.
(Daughter was not impressed with his accomplishment or my joke.)
the reception was excellent!
A cAntelope.
(Just made this one up at the dinner table tonight with the kids!)
The minister pronounced them husband and wifi.
They are now heir friars.
I dug the grass into a neat rectangle and deep enough that the wildlife won't exhume it unexpectedly.
Was unsure whether to have a religious ceremony as they were eggnostic but I had a lovely intimate service organised attended by it's close hens.
After the burial a little green shoot grew from the ground. And over the coming weeks it shot up to as tall as the house. A straight cylindrical shaft.
It was a poul-tree
The ceremony was terrible, but the reception was brilliant.
Isle drink to that
"Hey, how many women can a guy marry?"
"16!"
"How did you figure that out."
"Simple. I just listen to the minister and added them up: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. That's 16!
Single service.
...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.
I guess it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
That's separation of church and steak.
....and start studying human stupidity.
Just before the ceremony, the girl broom went to find the boy broom to tell him something. She said, “Guess what?! We’re going to have little whisk brooms!” and the boy broom replied, “How can that be? We’ve never even swept together!”
Well, they didn't seem too comfortable during the ceremony.
It was a 2nd-degree burn.
They were all arrested for third-degree murder.
Even the cake was in tiers
I'm carrying a torch for her.
The ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible!
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony was going great, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
... the reception was great.
The ceremony was terrible but the reception was amazing.
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