Centi Puns

A list of puns related to "Centi"

What is one-thousandths of a centi-mation?

Deci-mation

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👤︎ u/ShouryDuck
📅︎ Apr 12 2018
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What do you call it when an animal urinates on a ruler?

A centi-peed

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👤︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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“Knock knock”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Centipede” “Centipede who?” “CENTI PEED ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE”

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👤︎ u/sapphicme
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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Why are centipedes so inclined to not spend money?

Because of Centi-Frugal force.

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👤︎ u/StickyHand
📅︎ Aug 17 2013
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