The real Pun-dit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiki_taka_toko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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Being alone and have no one to prank..

...is a real pun-ishment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myhomebasenl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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The Pun Game. Come And Play It.

Make an entire comment chain of puns somehow relating to what's on your right. The person who replies automatically joins your game. They must reply with a pun that is related to the same thing. Whoever makes the most puns is the winner. They must be real puns, not just sentences that you say are puns. C'mon, reddit. You can do this. You're like, the website for puns. If I get enough puns, I will draw the pun of the first person to post a pun here (ex. if the first person says, "Well now I'm drawing a blanket," I would draw someone drawing a blanket.) Have fun brahs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superfuzzer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2014
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I'm a nice guy, and I love wordplay...

But everyone around me says I give off a real pun gent smell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantwz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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The insaniTEA is real
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πŸ‘€︎ u/07huskypup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person

I always thought he was only a theoretical physicist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chill-turtle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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A real knee slapper
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meow__meg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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You do realise that Vampires aren't real...

Unless you Count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I had to break up with this girl who just would not stop counting.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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My girlfriend is a square root of -100

Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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The real benefit to cheesemaking isn’t the cheese itself

It’s the friends you make along the whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aphex-Puddle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Change my mind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkgtknb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I went out with a girl the other night, she wore this real slinky dress...

She looked great going down the stairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Is this the real life?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXundryzXx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Bullets are real odd

They only do their job once they’re fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Apparently the COVID vaccine causes constipation

When I got mine the other day they told me I had to wait 3 weeks to get number 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oscargamble
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Hollywood isn't real.

They're all just paid actors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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A real life dad joke.

My wife was dishing out food. She put some salad on a plate and handed it to my daughter.

Then my wife looked at me and said, "Cesar Salad?"

I immediately grabbed my daughter's plate and pulled it out of her hands. My daughter got confused (maybe wondering if she did something wrong?). My wife asks me, "What the hell are you doing???"

I responded, "Sorry. Could have sworn you just said seize her salad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamundan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?

They had a long conversation about bark.

Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amalgamxtc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Live savings spent in a second
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven_007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Howard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Swedish inventors have created cyborgs which are hard to distinguish from real humans.

Critics are concerned about the use of artificial Swedeners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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The irony is real.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPounds
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What would you call a walking mosquito?

An itch-hiker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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The best bakers use real butter so . . . .

there is no margarine for error.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Are zombies real?

Of corpse they are.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elster000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What's something a drug dealer would never ask?

"Is Pepsi okay?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronradd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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How does Moses make tea?

Hebrews it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clkish1988
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What does a real estate agent from the Seychelles specialized in beachfront properties do?

She sells Seychelles by the sea shore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kngfbng
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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I made a pun-based business, mailing real life puns to UK residents reddit.com/gallery/kzek6g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/postpuns
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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My real estate agent lied.. he said my house had 1000 carpet area

I could barely fit in 4 cars and 4 dogs in there ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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A real conversation I had last night

Her: β€œIs it difficult for you to talk about this stuff?” (My erectile dysfunction)

Me: β€œY’know, normally yeah it is, but with you it’s nothing hard at all...”

Edit: I made this joke completely by accident and then immediately started laughing like a maniac.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Choopzilla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I got my dog neutered, and he’s real mad at me but...

He didn’t have the balls to fight me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broisback32
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Never bet on real estate.

The house always wins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sundropboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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My dog is quite small with a real gravel tone to his bark

He’s a little Husky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Real nun chucks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmandaMarie77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door?

Because they belong behind bars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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This is real lee getting out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/h3y0002
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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You're a real foot

An absolute leg end

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chubbytapir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I just learned Albert Einstein was a real person.

All this time i thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person

I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsNotDalton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person.

I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person

I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WardensLantern
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I just found out that Einstein was a real person...

I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.

This whole time I thought he was just a theoretical physicist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mclev91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.

I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person...

...I had always thought he was just a theoretical physicist.

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