The National Center for Disease Control just downgraded the coronavirus.

They say it’s a corona lite virus now.

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👤︎ u/MC_Minnow
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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My son (16) told a dad joke.

My car radio cut off the "A" in AC/DC

Me: Look, the center for disease control has a new song out.

My son: yeah, it's sick.

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👤︎ u/Kahne_Fan
📅︎ Jan 08 2023
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Trying to improve my dad joke repertoire

After a conversation on the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) and antibiotics research: "Why is the best disease research done in cities on the coast? Because they like to See de Sea!"

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📅︎ May 14 2014
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