Cat Toy Puns

She is a real mathmakitten

I help a friend to run a nonprofit transport service in my state to get local pets to a non profit vets office to get Spayed and Neutered. We're looking to make up new t-shirts. We've already used, 'I like S&N (spay and neuter)'

Today I came up with 'ballz out for spay and neuter' with a tennis ball and a bell ball- cat toy. We'll be deciding on design in a few weeks- once we're back in the transport season. We take the coldest months off to try and avoid the snow.

Anyway we're looking for a good one liner-pun- to put on our newest round of T-shirts. Thank you in advance ☺️

They asked if I was kitten.

So my wife and I are house/petsitting for some friends of ours. They have two cats, and a ten month old German Shepard. Being ten months old, the puppy is still a little rowdy. Tonite, after we took him for a walk, we let him kind of hang out in the house.

He still wanted to play, and jammed his elephant toy in my wife's face as she sat on the couch crocheting. She pulled back and he jammed it into her chest, then released and bit down to get a better grip on the toy.

In doing so he just clipped my wife's ahem nipple. She immediately pushed the dog away and grabbed the affected area. I stood up to help, somehow, and asked her if she was okay.

She looked me straight in the eye and said "Yeah, it's just a little nip." I couldn't be more proud.