A list of puns related to "Clever Cat"
They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".
#10 Why does a tiger tell the truth? Because he isn't a lion. #9 If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats! #8 Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark! #7 What is cleverer than a talking cat? A spelling bee! #6 What is a cat's favorite TV show? The evening mews! #5 Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens! #4 Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he's always spotted. #3 What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss. #2 What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show! #1 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big, furry creature that purrs while it sits on you
No jokes here, just a request for some help/clever words. (admin - delete if you're looking just for jokes).
My 12yo son has decided to do a school speech on dad jokes! He is attempting to categorise different types (in a comedic way if possible), Herding cats is easier.
As a Dad my joke are funny (mainly just to me) and off the cuff (so no use in a planned setting); I am requesting some help from those dads more wordy than myself; looking to impart sage words.
Any help will be appreciated and if the speech goes well i will post it.
thanks in advance
I am not a dad at the moment, but I've learned the art of pretty clever puns in college. Some are mine, some are spins on inspirations, others are more on the joke side of dad.
What does a radioactive cat have?
18 half-lives
Ventriloquists are like psychiatrists, they both talk through things.
What is my vision?
To make the world 10% better?
No, it's about 20/20...
The invention of the shovel was truly a groundbreaking discovery.
Dad: I invested in some uranium, but I lost money.
Friend: What happened?
Dad: The Profit decayed.
We have received a report of a hole being discovered in the ground, our investigative team is looking into it.
There was an explosion at a local film manufacturing company, the story is still developing as we speak.
A local theater put together an act about jokes.
It was a play on words
Sø, I hêárd yöū lìkë föréigñ açćēńtš
As an airline mechanic would say, the job has lots of ups and downs.
My New Years resolution will probably be 25 megapixels, or 4K, not sure yet...
There was a river in Egypt no one believed existed, it was known locally as De-Nile.
Dad-Epitaph:
I thought I'd never live to see this day come.
There are two things that are guaranteed to open doors in life.
Push and Pull!
(How to keep an idiot in suspense)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
A man builds robotic snakes for a living, I guess you could say he was a... python programmer!
A researcher's obsession with mixing stone, sand, lime, and water has yielded concrete results.
A madman once attacked a rider on his horse.
The rider had to goto hospital, the horse remains in stable condition.
A man bought a paper shop, it blew away in the wind last night.
Science is all about learning the rules, setting off an absurd amount of explosives, and then writing down what happened.
It has recently been discovered that scientific research causes cancer in rats.
Dad: Did you pick up your room?
Kid: No, I tried but it's too heavy.
So we finished watching the dark knight rises and my friend says "cat woman was pretty selfish in that movie, at least she came back to help in the end" and my other friend replied "She really Bale'd out of of that movie about Hathaway through"
Got to admit I thought it was pretty damn clever
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