Castrate Puns

I've two bulls who just love to fight //
they simply cannot be polite //
Just one needs to breed //
and so I'll proceed //
to castrate the weak one tonight

The procedure is safe, I insist //
if we make the blood flow desist //
to make bleeding halt //
do the "ball somersault" //
and give that whole sack a huge twist

To do this requires no skill //
I'll just need a quite large power-drill //
and a specialized clamp //
to hold on to that champ //
then turn it on fast- what a thrill!

It is clear this device should appeal //
to those who need bulls with less zeal //
I shall name this device //
with a drill and a vise //
the most perfect of names: "Steering Wheel!"

A pack of lack-a-knacker alpacas.

I think he just doesn't have the balls to do it anymore.

...A miss his PP.

I just dont have the balls to tell her.

It takes balls to do it.

A rip off.

..a whole team of surgeons was needed to re-member the Titans.

So my sister was talking about how she had to help castrate a Horse the other day...

My Girlfriend: "So how often do they castrate horses...??"

Dad: "Just the once!"

We giggled.