Castration Puns

A list of puns related to "Castration"

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👤︎ u/adi_2787
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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what do you call an expensive but painful castration?

A rip off.

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👤︎ u/exploded_potato
📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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How to Castrate a Bull, in Limerick Form

I've two bulls who just love to fight //
they simply cannot be polite //
Just one needs to breed //
and so I'll proceed //
to castrate the weak one tonight

The procedure is safe, I insist //
if we make the blood flow desist //
to make bleeding halt //
do the "ball somersault" //
and give that whole sack a huge twist

To do this requires no skill //
I'll just need a quite large power-drill //
and a specialized clamp //
to hold on to that champ //
then turn it on fast- what a thrill!

It is clear this device should appeal //
to those who need bulls with less zeal //
I shall name this device //
with a drill and a vise //
the most perfect of names: "Steering Wheel!"

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👤︎ u/Chordus
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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My dog got castrated and he suddenly stopped barking at the neighbours's dog.

I think he just doesn't have the balls to do it anymore.

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👤︎ u/DemonMastr166
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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How do you call a river that got castrated?

...A miss his PP.

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👤︎ u/MyHeadIsALemon
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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I got a vasectomy and my wife still doesn't know it.

I just dont have the balls to tell her.

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👤︎ u/DemonMastr166
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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Self Castraters are very brave

It takes balls to do it.

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👤︎ u/iloveass_3
📅︎ May 10 2019
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What do you get if you castrate a field of South American camelids?

A pack of lack-a-knacker alpacas.

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👤︎ u/grootisgod
📅︎ Aug 09 2018
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After a deranged fan castrated several Tennessee pro footballers with a knife..

..a whole team of surgeons was needed to re-member the Titans.

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👤︎ u/rockmixer
📅︎ Dec 14 2014
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Castrating horses...

So my sister was talking about how she had to help castrate a Horse the other day...

My Girlfriend: "So how often do they castrate horses...??"

Dad: "Just the once!"

We giggled.

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👤︎ u/aussam
📅︎ Jun 12 2015
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