At what temperature does car engines work best at?
Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine and wooden gearbox?
Heat pipe is one of the best heat conductors BTW.
The heat of this conversation
If you attached a small engine to your ear...
...it makes you an engineear.
What do you call an engine with ears?
I've always liked every audio engineer I've ever met
Alright #2 for the Basketball/Car enthusiast: Who do you call when you need a ride during covid to the NBA Finals and your having engine problems.
A Booker with a working CP3
I've a fear of over-engineering of buildings
It's Complex complex complex
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”
Classic French Engineering
I hope that the universe keeps on expanding forever so all the heat runs out some day. It means that eventually things are gonna be 0 K
What's the perfect gift for an English lit / electrical engineering major with a lisp?
Ever stop and think about how your car muffler reduces engine noise?
It's an engineering dysfunction.
My wife and I got into a heated argument where she told me I had to stop pretending to be a flamingo
So I had to put my foot down
So I was at Chili’s the other day and when a waiter came to take our order, I asked him to turn the heat up and when he asked why
I replied it seems a bit chilly in here. I’m now banned at all Chili’s restaurants in the USA
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
We got a new microwave at work. After heating my food for the first time in the new microwave I go to my colleagues and say to them "I just cut my fingers on the new microwave!"
They all startled "what happened?"
I reply "it's Sharp!"
They murmured something and left the room...
Despite being an electrical engineer, my son couldn't fix the circuit
True story: As kids, my sister and I were fighting over the TV remote and it got heated. The remote flew across the room and a couple AAA batteries fell out. My sister threw one at me, and I grabbed a nearby salt shaker and threw it at her.
My mother, who was watching this go down, just laughs and says, "Assault and battery!"
She then left the room, cackling.
What does Thomas the Tank Engine call his teen brother?
What do search engines say when they're happy ?
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
What's the stickiest search engine
Why was Thomas the tank engine out of breath?
Why do they call the Engineer living at 4th Lane "Robert"?
Because his name was "Robert"
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
I am a mom but, here goes
Did you know that NASA sent a chicken to the moon?
You remember the a pollo missions.
When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
After a heated argument, my kid shouted “Jim Morrison was overrated”
Me: What did I say about slamming The Doors?
My server asked me if I wanna box for my leftovers.
I said “No, but I’ll wrestle you for ‘em.”
Why did Microsoft named its search engine "BING"
Because It's Not Google...
Why is pride month in the summer?
Because pride goeth before the fall.
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
What did the Muslim train engineer say when his child asked why a creature so perplexing as the platypus would be created?
I got into a heated argument with a snowman
in which he lost his cool and had a total meltdown
My genetically engineered apples have been disfigured
They have gone pear-shaped.
I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
Any engineers here? My trans sister is one.
I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
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