A list of puns related to "Cardiacs"
He was pulling at my heart strings
And why did he arrest my son?
I can finally defibrelate
As he was dying, he kept telling us to "be positive," but it's incredibly hard to without him.
A Pace Making Pace Makered Peso Maker.
She sure knows the way to my heart!
It was cardiac.
An ambulance.
which is why she lost her job as a cardiac surgeon.
Cardiac arrest
Thursday my mom was admitted into the hospital and Friday she was moved into the IVCU (Interventional Cardiac Unit). As I was leaving her for the night I said, "I'll V C-ing U tomorrow". She was too tired to acknowledge my pun, so I posted here.
He was under cardiac arrest
A car mechanic became a cardiac surgeon.
Edit: the lack of attention sure is disheartening.
It was a cardiac arrest.
It was a cardiac arrest
Mr. Heart: I wasn't even moving! Officer: Exactly! You're under cardiac arrest.
My Dad just had a Cardiac Arterial Bypass Graft (Cabg for short). When we were allowed to see him on the ward his first words were 'do you know where we are?'
Worried he was still confused from the drugs we told him 'ITU Dad, you've just had surgery?'
'No,' he said, 'we're on a dual cabbage way.'
Thanks Dad.
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