I’m a Rachel Brosnafan.
Start a Club
Win their hearts
Give them tools and Spades
Pay them with diamonds
Cardboard.
I'm glue-ten intolerant.
Grandma was keeping score as usual, and she was getting frustrated as her pen was running out of ink when my dad says: "It must have Appendicitis".
I think it was unintentional but the dialogue went:
Frank: Are you coming to the memorial today?
Claire: Do I have to?
Frank: No.
Claire: I'm buried right now.
Frank: Fine.
Carl had this calling card of his. When he was nearly done burgling a house, he would put a brick inside the victim's washing machine, and switch it on. The washing machine would destroy itself, and the owners would know that the perpetrator could only be Carl.
Carl's number eventually came up, when he burgled a house with three savage guard dogs. They put an end to his burglary career.
I guess you could say, washing machines live longer with Carl gone.
I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?
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Project Run-a-way
America's Next Top Money Launderer
Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings
Naked & Public Exposure
My Solitary Confinement Life
The Real House-arrest Wives
The Great British Breaking & Entering
So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?
America's Got Theft
Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars
Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car
Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?
Say Yes to the Drugs
Arson Daily
What else do can you think of?!
Last night I played poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
Dad: Do you have a date for Valentine's day?
Me: Yeah, House of Cards and a long car ride.
Dad: Well, I do
Me: Ummmm, okayy?
Dad: Yeah, it's February 14. I thought everyone knew that.
