When you think of a rental car company, you think of Hertz, Budget, and Avis

Sadly, some people never remember Alamo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caverypca
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2021
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What do you get when you cross Scandinavian landscapes with an American car company?

A fjord fusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabeeb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Did you hear about the Swedish car company that went bust in 2012?

It’s your typical Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thrasher555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My freind: no body cares about car rental company jokes

Me: well that Hertz :’(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/my-pp-el-fuego
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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A car company tried to make a submarine, but it kept surfacing too quickley

The crew got the Mercedes-Bends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Did you hear about the car company that has started making Star Wars figurines?

Toyota now makes toy Yodas...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.

They decided to call it, Voltswagon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What must automobile companies do for more people to buy cars?

Spread the CarOwner Virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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My car tire company became successful

It gained traction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrToastyToast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I'm going to make a car company to rival Audi

I'll call it Inni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bronsolo1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why can’t the Infinity car company trademark ∞?

The legal battle would be endless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knowbob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Did you hear about the Band Director who got fired and started a car towing company?

He called it Stuck Auto.

It was a huge success and he found time to focus on his passion for martial arts founding a new school based on starting slow and building up speed. It's called Crush En Do.

It was most noticeably used by a section of the terrorist organization in the United States Capitol. They're known as the D.C. Al Coda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rannak
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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My dad is a famous statistician working for different car companies.

Everyone keeps asking for his auto graph.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Whichever of the car companies that comes out with the model Hindsight this year would make quite a bit of money

Introducing the "2020 Hindsight"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WrinklyTidbits
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What magic words did Elon Musk say to defend himself from gas car companies?

Expecto Petroleum!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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A cheap car scam company called a group of friends,

but no one bought it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoDog896
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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I hear the vacuum company Dyson is branching out to make an electric car.

I hope it doesn't suck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_snipeypants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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What did the Japanese car company say to his brother

Nee San

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommanderOfPuns
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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Did you guys know Fiat makes cars in Asia, despite being an Italian car company?

They mainly manufacture out of FIATnam.

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Potato chips companies are like car companies

They're very good at making air bags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coomzee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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There's a scarcity of parking space in our vicinity but our premises are relatively big. So, I regularly help nearby companies by offering them a space for their cars on our grounds.

I allot a lot a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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This is the company that makes the giant bows they put on cars at dealerships. imgur.com/qG1H5ie
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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