A canton
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Know what you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? Father-in-law.
They both destroy ships
One said to the other, how do you drive this thing.
She gets the best of both worlds
apparently the paper was jamming.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
Actually, I think the brand name of his camera is spelled Canon.
They make bb’s
I can tell you he was canonized.
Canonbalism
we would call him Steinstein.
... and now Pluto.
In fact, you could say that they are Canon Fodder.
Some might say it doesn’t exist so it isn’t canon in history, but if it existed, it would be called.....
Cannibalism
Canon fodder :)
(a work of my own creation)
he was a real loose Canon
A canon canon cannon
Because they have a lot of canons.
It’s called Taco Bell’s canon.
Yesterday started a new motocross season for my nephew, so for his inaugural race a bunch of family went to watch him. I'm an amateur/hobbyist photographer so I brought my telephoto zoom lens out and my Canon body to get a few shots of him on the track. The assembled camera is about 18 inches in length. After putting it together:
Mom (first seeing it): Holy crap! That thing looks like a damn cannon!
Me: (pointing to the label) You sure know your cameras, it is a Canon!
Typical dad joke responses ensued.
I have had a Canon printer for years.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
A canon canon cannon
Not impressed I've had a canon printer for years.
