Was Spartacus upset that he had to cannibalize his wife?
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
Have you read the verse about cannibalism in the old testament?
What did the cannibal wife give her cannibal husband when he arrived home late?
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
What does a cannibal make in the morning to help get them going?
Why don't cannibals ever cook noodles?
What did Shania Twain said to a cannibal?
Man, I feel like a woman!
What’s the opposite of a cannibal?
Never thought cannibalism is so yummy(Another one of the ones that I want to cross post but r/puns bans cross posts)
Why did the cannibal bring his friend to the BBQ?
The invitation said BYO meat.
Why don't cannibals like eating clowns?
They taste funny!
(I'll see myself out)
Russell Crowe walks into a police station when he hears that a cannibal has devoured his wife.
What is a cannibal crab having for his birthday?
Cannibal:
(n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
2 cannibals start eating a fella
One starts at the head, one starts at the feet
one goes to the other - "how's it going?"
the other goes - "I'm having a ball"
first cannibal goes - "slow down, you're eating too fast"
What did the cannibal say when he walked into the bar?
What do German cannibals eat at parties?
Frankfurt-ers and Hamburg-ers.
A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.
He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.
I’ve been watching the John Wayne Gacy documentary series on Peacock. Really creepy and fascinating. Surprisingly, despite being a cannibal murderer, he was a stickler for etiquette.
Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.
In today's Criminology class we will learn about cannibalism.
It's my Hannibal Lecture.
Do cannibals eat...
......men toes to freshen their breath?
What do you call uncooked cannibal pasta?
Any cannibal will tell you ...
Everybody has different taste.
What type of a snack does a cannibal eat?
Why did the Cannibal cut up his victims with an icicle?
He preferred cold cuts on his sandwiches.
What di they serve at the cannibal school?
Why did the cannibal go to the Olympics?
Giraffes can never apologize to each other.
It takes them too long to swallow their pride.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
What do you find in a cannibals shower?
I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...
I've started my new diet. It's called the Saudi Arabian cannibal diet...
You just have a Sheikh for breakfast.
What does a cannibal call a gymnast?
A well balanced breakfast
What fast food does a young cannibal order?
I asked a few cannibals where they got their thighs
One of them said "Thailand"
The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...
"does this taste funny to you?"
Why did the cannibal eat the gymnast?
Because they wanted a well balanced diet.
2 cannibals
Two cannibal friends were sitting together for lunch. The one asked the other:
"Hey, i heard you and your boyfriend had a big fight last night?"
"Yes, that's right."
"So how are things between you right now?"
"Well... right now..."
The cannibal stopped to take a sip of her tea.
"Right now I'm letting him stew..."
I was late to the cannibal feast..
So they gave me the cold shoulder
Cannibal:
(n.) Someone who is fed up with other people.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
What was the cannibal given after he showed up late to the dinner party?
Is a class on cannibalism
Cannibal
Someone who is fed up with people.
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder
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