Calcified Puns

I had this dream, I was at my Grandparent's house, and my grandfather was doing some sort of hand surgery on me, my bones were all showing and he was taking out some calcified tissue that was stuck to my bones. It was pretty weird and very graphic.

My coworker says "Wow, that's so weird! Does he do something like that for a living?"

I say, "Well no, he isn't a surgeon, but he is quite the handy man!"