A list of puns related to "Cairo Governorate"
I'm very curious to know!
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Hello! This is my second post here. 1st post I was asking for advice because I was having some trouble (mostly financial at this point). I'm a senior at Faculty of Al-Alsun, Ain Shams. So, this is my last year and I'm from a different governorate. I cannot attend because things are so tight that I don't even have the money to travel to Cairo. I used to work before and provide for my family of 5, since my father is unemployed, but I had to quit due to health issues (psychosomatic). I have applied and got accepted at many jobs in Cairo(call center), but I don't have the money to rent an apartment or to even get me started and I'm already in a lot of debt. Currently, my mother is the one who provides for our family and it's a governmental job, so doesn't pay much. As the exams are approaching, it wouldn't be a good idea to start working now (assuming that I could do that). So, what I need is If someone would be kind enough to have me over when I need to attend the faculty as I have many assignments due next week. If you do have a place to spare in your apartment and you would be kind enough to have me over, I'll let you know that I care very much for cleanliness and privacy and I try my best to be a good person. If you could help a brother out, it would be a big help and very much appreciated. I can also answer your questions if you have any. Thank you!
PS: I know it's a weird ask, but I really have no other option. My mental health is deteriorating due to just sitting at home and not being able to go to college or even work, with the fear of failing both. So I decided to at least ask for help instead of doing nothing about it.
Edit: I really wanna thank you all for your willingness to help, you guys are awesome! Thank you again.
In memory of October, before our usual celebration in 3 days i want to comment on the few reasons mentioned in the title, them being:
Encirclement of the 3rd army, Number of causalities, Entering the Suez city and Ismailia city while being ###KMs away from Cairo
With an honorable mention on a few other things after those reasons are addressed
First, to get rid of the (Its just Egyptian propaganda) accusations lets quickly post what the Isralie version of October war say about crossing the Canal:
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The objective of Israeli crossing from the east (Sinai) to the west was to:
- Bombard the missiles batteries anti-planes "Sam"
- Occupy Ismailia city, to encircle the second army by Sharonβs forces.
- Occupy Suez city and encircle the third army by forces of Avraham Adan and Kalman Magen.
But Sharon failed to occupy Ismailia city and the same with Adan and Magen to encircle third Egyptian Army and occupy Suez city.
About crossing to the west of the canal, David Elazar chief of Israeli headquarter staff on 3 December 1973, says:
(Sharon still continues his irresponsible declaration to journalists trying to lessen the role of other leaders to appear as an unique champion, although he knows well that our crossing to the western side of the canal caused too much losses.
However, we could not along ten days of fighting to overcome any of Egyptian armies. The second army resisted and prevented us ultimately to reach Ismailia city.
As for the third army, in spite of our encircling them they resisted and advanced to occupy in fact a wider area of land at the east. Thus, we can not say that we defeated or conquered them) David Elazar.
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I never understood how someone can say (Egypt's army lost military and was even encircled), Am aware they take Wiki editing classes in Israel but this one require history deleting classes to claim
But i want to add something to the Israeli story which is missing (As usual) and why they are doing it
You see, i have not seen another incident in history where a new cease fire order was giving 3 days in a row, but it happened
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22October after Israeli forces across the canal were massacred by the people's resistance in Suez city using weapon
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> Register now for FREE unlimited access to Reuters.comCAIRO, Dec 24 - A Saudi citizen and a Yemeni resident were killed as a result of a Houthi projectile that hit the southern Saudi city of Jazan on Friday, Saudi state media reported citing a coalition statement.
> The projectile caused seven injuries, six of which are Saudi and one Bengali resident and left 12 cars and two shops damaged, the Saudi state news agency said.
> The Saudi-led coalition fighting the Iran-aligned Houthis in Yemen carried an attack later on Friday to address what it called as "The attacks origins" and said it will follow that with a wider attack over Houthi military targets.
> Register now for FREE unlimited access to Reuters.comThe main Houthi's news outlet Al Masirah TV said a child and a woman were killed and seven more were injured in the coalition strikes over Yemen's Al Mahwit governorate.
> Another Houthi Projectile hit Saudi's Najran causing materialistic damage.
> Houthi's Friday's cross-border attacks come after the coalition struck a Houthi military camp in the center of the Yemeni Capital Sanaa early on Friday.
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Hello everyone! Like last time, this hotfix doesnβt bring anything major, outside of some changes in preparation for future work. However, there were quite a few reported bugs since 0.19.1, including several that could derail playthroughs, so we decided to release a second hotfix for March on the Drina. Enjoy, and stay tuned for news as to what the next release might be!
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
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