They're already wired.
It gets you hopped up.
So I brought out the purrcolator.
and now there’s trouble brewing.
He says it's so he's tea-d up and ready to go.
It keeps me up at night.
JITTERBUG
But I had no energy to do so
Pepperoni
They are just advertising that you do not have to pay extra for the caffeine. It is free.
Would you call it a cof(fee)?
Get it? a fee, but coffee?
I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.
A coffee cat.
... but every time I have it I get coffee.
"One coffee please."
"I'm sorry, our coffeemachine is broken. How about a tea?"
"No thanks, I need some caffeine. Some pep see?"
"How about a Coca Cola?"
But I finally got it down to a tea.
caffeinated.
I guess that makes it a Red Bull without a cause.
I am not one to refuse charry tea.
…is disproven by Science
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably the family dog.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog:
If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away!!
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Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office__________Dasha Chekhov
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I work at Speedway, and I was stocking coffee creamers, when this exchange went down;
Me: "Hey, do we have any more of that Stok creamer in the back?"
Him: "Nah, we're actually... out of Stok."
Me: "Get out."
Note: He has a 3 month-old daughter now, so I guess I should get used to it.
I asked him what chemical it was.
"Caffeine" was his reply.
It was only polite to apologize for my inquisitiveness: It would have kept me up all night trying to work it out.
