Do u know how the roman empire was cut in half?-------How?-------With a pair of Caesars!!!!
Why did the nudist not like the caesar salad?
A sperm donor, Carpenter, and Julius Caesar walked into a bar
... He came, he saw, he conquered
It’s a little known fact that Gaius Julius Caesar suffered from epileptic fits.
Also known as a Julius Seizure.
Did you see that post about Caesar's salad?
Julius Caesar was coming out of McDonald's. Brutus asked him if he liked the burger.
Caesar nodded in the affirmative and then added "ate two, Brutus."
(My dad actually texted me this joke this morning. I’m 31 years old.)
How do you make a Caesar salad?
You take a regular salad and stab it 27 times
Julius Caesar walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers
And says "Give me five beers".
We were eating caesar salad, then i stabbed it.
‘Now its a real ‘Caesar’ salad’
What do you get when you cross Trump and Caesar?
Restaurant messed up and gave me a garden salad instead of a Caesar salad. When I complained my little girl said,
“Dad, any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just have to stab it enough times”.
Why did Julius Caesar go to the dermatologist?
Because he had so many lesions.
What kind of tomatoes do you put on a Caesar salad
Couch for sale. Fit for a caesar.
Did you know Caesar had a ranch on the thousand islands in north America?
I don't know why he called it a ranch they only grew lettuce.
In honour of Julius Caesar I was tasked to design a new statue of him
So I came, I sawed, I coloured
When your friend Caesar tells you a good joke
Why didn't Cleopatra confess that she loved Julius Caesar?
Because she lived in the Nile
A bowl of knives is a caesar salad
Did you know the first weather report was delivered to Julius Caesar?
Why did Caesar blush?
He saw the salad dressing.
I can't believe Julius Caesar invaded France
Like honestly, he had the Gaul to do that? Wow
Julius Caesar was stabbed several times by his own congress
Making him, contrary to popular belief, the first holey Roman emperor
What did Julius Caesar say after he conquered a brothel?
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at the Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
What did the Caesar say to the Senate?
There was a Cajun Chef named Julius Caesar
who said to his Sous Chef, “Etouffée Brute?”
What did Little Caesar say right before he was punched?
The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...
Julius Caesar walks into a bar...
He says, “I’ll have a martinus.”
Bartender asks “You mean martini?”
Julius Caesar replies “If I wanted more than one, I would have asked for it.”
You know why I hate Julius Caesar jokes?
I don’t know how to make a Caesar salad
But i’m willing to take a stab at it
Did you hear about the founder of Little Caesar’s Pizza, Mike Ilitch, passing away?
May he rest in peace-a peace-a.
Augustus Caesar tells Attila that the latter can't send missionaries unless they also come with fresh bread.
We don't want nuns unless you've got buns, Hun!
At a soccer match with Julius Caesar, Brutus asked, "What's the score, O Caesar?" Caesar replied...
How do you make a Caesar salad?
You take a heart of romaine and add 23 knives!
My wife made the kids and I garden salad for dinner instead of caesar salad
Caesar salad is our favourite so I told her she really lettuce down
A sperm donor, a lumberjack, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.
A sperm donor, a Carpenter and Julius Caesar walk into a bar
He came, He saw and He conquered
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.
Any salad is a Caesar salad if you stab it enough times
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