Don't argue with cacti. You'll lose.
They have many points
Why are cacti so careful?
They don't want to be pricks.
I used to collect cacti...
but agave that up years ago.
This cat trying to blend in as a cactus. In other words a catcus [OC]
What did the cactus wear to the job interview?
A cactie
Got my roommate while he was playing grand theft auto
He had to do an emergency landing in the desert and took out a bunch of cacti with his wing. Him: Stupid cacti, I didn't like them anyways. Me: Yeah, they were a bunch of pricks.
