I got my wife with this one.

Wife: The ION Channel disappeared from our cable lineup. Now I can't watch Law & Order marathons as easily.

Me: I see this deIONization has left you salty.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wuapinmon
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Dad joked my friend last night

We were watching tv at his house and wanted to change the channel, but we couldn't find the remote for the cable box. The only remote we found was for the tv, which was on a table.

Conversation went:

Friend: "Anyone know where the cable remote is?"

Other friend: "No. There should be one remote that does everything. We have too many remotes."

Me: "Well, right now we only have one many remotes."

Everyone in the room starts shaking their heads.

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