No more Suez Canal jokes!

That ship has sailed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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My dentist did a root canal on the wrong tooth...

It was .... accidental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ixamnis
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Did you guys hear about the boat that got stuck in the Suez canal?

Waterway to get stuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juan_____jbl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Man... Every single post here is about the Suez Canal...

People must be stuck in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryan2849
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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I should have been making more jokes about the whole Suez canal situation...

I really missed the boat on that one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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No more Suez Canal jokes! SERIOUSLY! We are considering litigation. Apparently some guy named Ezra keeps posting those jokes...

...and if I can’t sue Ez, can Al?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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How many boats are trying to get through the Suez Canal now that it's unblocked?

A ship-ton!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CNRavenclaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I'm sure you've all heard about the ship stuck in the middle of the Suez canal

If I were that captain I'd be so ashamed I'd commit Suezside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bovabu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard

whoops wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterPorky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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They could've cleared that ship from the Suez Canal much faster, if they just would've filled the waterway with detergent

A rising Tide lifts all boats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I wrote a song about the Suez ship that blocked the whole width of the canal.

It's called Bridge Over Troubled Water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glezgatoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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The blockage of the Suez shipping canal is going to cause a worldwide shortage of toilet paper....

Unfortunately I ran out of toilet paper already so started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Why did that boat really get stuck in the Suez Canal?

Someone turned on the light in the back seat and it distracted the driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoolilba
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I told my dad that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal

He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Did you hear about the man who drowned in the canal?

Waterway to go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeNordy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Saw a deal earlier to stay on a canal boat but I was worried about covid situation

There's bound to be a lock down there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ian_M87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Did you hear about the cruise ship that got stuck in the Panama Canal with dead people aboard?

They're in a die-er strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I tried to visit the Panama Canal

But it was all locked up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mediamanrit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Why did the Maharishi Yogi opt out of Novocaine during his root canal?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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It’s too late to make Suez Canal jokes now

That ship has sailed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TylerTechNZ
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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No more Suez Canal jokes.

That ship has sailed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Can I still make a Suez Canal joke?

Or has that ship sailed?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Did you guys hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia during his root canal?

Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brave_council
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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did you hear about the buddhist who refused novocain during a root-canal?

he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasismyname_
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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A Buddhist refused anaesthetic during a root canal procedure. His goal?

Transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfidelCastrato
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I met a Buddhist monk who refused anaesthetic during his root canal surgery. His aim?

Transcend dental medication

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasualAustralian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Did you hear about the Buddhist monk that refused Novocain during a root canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication

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