No more Suez Canal jokes!
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︎ Mar 29 2021
My dentist did a root canal on the wrong tooth...
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︎ May 21 2021
Did you guys hear about the boat that got stuck in the Suez canal?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Man... Every single post here is about the Suez Canal...
People must be stuck in it
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I should have been making more jokes about the whole Suez canal situation...
I really missed the boat on that one
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︎ Mar 30 2021
No more Suez Canal jokes! SERIOUSLY! We are considering litigation. Apparently some guy named Ezra keeps posting those jokes...
...and if I canβt sue Ez, can Al?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
How many boats are trying to get through the Suez Canal now that it's unblocked?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
I'm sure you've all heard about the ship stuck in the middle of the Suez canal
If I were that captain I'd be so ashamed I'd commit Suezside
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︎ Mar 25 2021
BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard
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︎ Mar 28 2021
They could've cleared that ship from the Suez Canal much faster, if they just would've filled the waterway with detergent
A rising Tide lifts all boats
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︎ Mar 30 2021
I wrote a song about the Suez ship that blocked the whole width of the canal.
It's called Bridge Over Troubled Water.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
The blockage of the Suez shipping canal is going to cause a worldwide shortage of toilet paper....
Unfortunately I ran out of toilet paper already so started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Why did that boat really get stuck in the Suez Canal?
Someone turned on the light in the back seat and it distracted the driver.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I told my dad that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal
He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Did you hear about the man who drowned in the canal?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Saw a deal earlier to stay on a canal boat but I was worried about covid situation
There's bound to be a lock down there
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Did you hear about the cruise ship that got stuck in the Panama Canal with dead people aboard?
They're in a die-er strait.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
I tried to visit the Panama Canal
But it was all locked up.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Why did the Maharishi Yogi opt out of Novocaine during his root canal?
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ Oct 19 2018
Itβs too late to make Suez Canal jokes now
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︎ Mar 29 2021
No more Suez Canal jokes.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Can I still make a Suez Canal joke?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Did you guys hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia during his root canal?
Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
did you hear about the buddhist who refused novocain during a root-canal?
he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ May 06 2020
A Buddhist refused anaesthetic during a root canal procedure. His goal?
Transcend dental medication.
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︎ Mar 25 2019
I met a Buddhist monk who refused anaesthetic during his root canal surgery. His aim?
Transcend dental medication
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk that refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication
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︎ Jul 01 2019
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