Itv Digital Puns

If so, what made you subscribe to it and how did you find it?

I remember it looking a bit amateur compared to what Sky was back then given that they launched at the same time and the signal used to cut out a lot. Apparently they had a lot of piracy issues as well.

The monkey adverts definitely left their mark. They were also quite stupid to bet the farm on lower league football.

Was looking to see if anyone had a digital copy of Bliss, a 90s ITV drama/thriller starring Simon Shepherd and Sian Webber? It ran for 5 episodes - a pilot episode in 1995, followed by 4 episodes in 1997. I would be eternally grateful if someone would share, if they know where to find it 😊

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bliss_(1995_TV_series)

It wasn't until the latest announcement/rumours about the future of the TV License fee that I discovered that there are quite a high number of people against the removal of it; or at least a vocal minority that make it seem like there's a high number. For those not in the UK who don't know what it is. Essentially in the UK if you want to watch (or record to watch later) any Live broadcast from any TV Channel in the UK (even if it's via an online streaming service) you have to buy a TV License for £159 per year ($215 dollars at the time of posting), you also need it to watch catchup/on-demand shows on the BBC's catchup service "iPlayer". The money from the TV License goes to the BBC to fund all of their tv/radio shows etc.

TV Licensing Organisation

The TV License is not mandatory; however you have to declare to the TV licensing organisation if you do not require one otherwise they will visit your house and ask to come inside (which you can refuse) to see if you do indeed not have a need for a TV license; and even if you do declare no need for one they can still send someone round for a routine check. These staff members that visit often get a lot of distain among those who don't need a TV License because it very often is poor people who can't afford one or the elderly that don't watch TV and these people are essentially harassing them. If you search YouTube for it you'll see many many videos of people confronting these people. Personally I think the intimidation tactics used by them are disgusting are shouldn't be happening in a civilised country.

The "end of the BBC"

One of the biggest arguments for the TV License to remain is that removing it would be the end of the BBC. Now; this is predicated on the fact that it would mean the end of the BBC's source of funding; to which I would counter that all the other UK Channels such as ITV, Channel 4, Channel 5 and all the online streaming services such as Prime, Netflix, Disney+ all manage to stay afloat without any of this funding; in fact all UK TV Channels are somewhat hindered in the fact you cannot watch them (live) without a TV License of which none of the money they benefit from. If the BBC is as high quality content as people make it out to be then the BBC will be able to find means to survive whether it be licensing their content to international channels; dvd/digital sales, their own subscription fee or even adverts if needed. If the BBC was struggling to stay afloat following the remova

Here in the UK everyone was has pretty much the same TV channels at the same channel number. The channel numbers are:

1. BBC 1
2. BBC 2
3. ITV
4. Channel 4
5. Channel 5
6. ITV 2

After this, it varies depending on if you have Freeview (free digital terrestrial tv) Virgin (cable) or Sky (satellite).

These 3 options have the same channels in different orders and you can access extra channels through Virgin and Sky depending on which package you pay for.

When I was in the US (Florida), I was expecting to see something like:

1. NBC
2. ABC
3. CBS
4. FOX

But the channels were in a pretty random order. Also there were some channels called WESH but they had an NBC logo on screen.

How do TV channels work in the US?

This is pretty much a list of every single official thing we know so far regarding Portal. Most of this info was compiled in July when I made a similar list for everything about 2042. Things usually can/will change during development but there has been no indication of that so far.
 

Battlefield 2042 Portal Trailer

Portal Gameplay Footage

 
###WHAT IS PORTAL?

• Community driven experience that allows players to create and share custom games from multiple eras

• Create and host custom experiences using builder tools

• Website outside the game to create and share configs across all platforms

• Portal being Web based allows devs to update it quickly without needing to patch the entire game

• Share configs through URLs and Codes

• players can choose to run those URLs or remix them (presumably depends on original creator's privacy settings)

• Follow creators to stay up to date with their creations

• You don't need a copy of 2042 to view and create configs (you will need an EA Account)

• Popular and unique user created content will be featured in official curated playlists by DICE

• Maps, weapons, vehicles and gadgets available from 4 different games

• Battlefield 1942

• Battlefield Bad Company 2

• Battlefield 3

• Battelfield 2042

• Battlefield 2042 content will be playable in PORTAL

• Updated maps with destruction, with support for 128 players

• Progression will be enabled

• Visual scripting / logic editor for advanced users to make core changes to game modes and mechanics

• Some limitations such as not being able to make a Battle Royale (or play as penguins!)

• It's not a level editor

• Official guides and tutorials will be made available, with Wiki-like pages for info and database
   
   

LOGIC EDITOR
Scripting that enables deeper customization

• Create and edit:
• Rules
• Values
• Variables
• Subroutines
• Literals
• Co

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

He’s the new temp.