What does C-3PO have on his feet?

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Why did C-3PO get lost?

He went on an R2-Dtour.

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C-3PO: Dad-Cyborg relations

After his head was detached from the body of a droid by R2-D2 during the Jedi-droid battle on Geonosis:

"This is such a drag"

"I am quite beside myself"

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You know who does Darth Vader’s taxes?

CPA-3PO

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I think I'm finally ready to become a dad.

So I'm currently watching all 6 star wars movies to prep myself for the new one coming out.

I just now finished watching Attack of the Clones. At the part where C3PO has his head attached to the battle droid, abs R2D2 removes it and starts dragging his head on the ground, 3PO says "this is such a drag"

Now as long as I can remember I've always HATED that line. I saw the movie for the first time in theaters when I was 16 years old and thought that little joke was the absolute dumbest and pointless part of the entire movie.

Now 13 years later I watched it again and when he said that line I just found myself laughing at it like it was actually really funny. I recognized that cringe in it but all kept laughing for like two minutes at it.

Does this mean I need to find someone to impregnate immediately?

Same thing goes with most dad jokes. Especially puns. Always hated them but have really been enjoying the posts on this sub lately.

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