C3PO is Comedy Gold!
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📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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The wife showed me a video of C3PO as the conductor of an orchestra.

Me: This is going really well. I guess you could you could say he's a superconductor.

Wife: Go sit in the corner!

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📅︎ Dec 20 2015
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Have you heard about the new non-profit public service droid?

501-C3PO

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📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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If a Star Wars Droid gets mad at you

Is he C3PO'd?

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👤︎ u/BHappy317
📅︎ Mar 05 2017
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I think I'm finally ready to become a dad.

So I'm currently watching all 6 star wars movies to prep myself for the new one coming out.

I just now finished watching Attack of the Clones. At the part where C3PO has his head attached to the battle droid, abs R2D2 removes it and starts dragging his head on the ground, 3PO says "this is such a drag"

Now as long as I can remember I've always HATED that line. I saw the movie for the first time in theaters when I was 16 years old and thought that little joke was the absolute dumbest and pointless part of the entire movie.

Now 13 years later I watched it again and when he said that line I just found myself laughing at it like it was actually really funny. I recognized that cringe in it but all kept laughing for like two minutes at it.

Does this mean I need to find someone to impregnate immediately?

Same thing goes with most dad jokes. Especially puns. Always hated them but have really been enjoying the posts on this sub lately.

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👤︎ u/MrDeez444
📅︎ Nov 07 2015
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My Daughter's Dad Joke

My daughter (who's 8) is already working on her Dad jokes. Just got this text:

> Dada! In Star Wars C3-PO was caught red handed! > > C3PO's hand was red! > > Anddddd I bet that he was caught by the empire red handed and got his red hand!

Never been prouder.

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👤︎ u/Psifertex
📅︎ Jan 06 2016
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