If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,

Then soviet.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dankcompany69
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasabi

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MissEnce
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?

Miss Lead!

..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pthelynese
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Did you know Cardi-B has a sister?

She's an athletic trainer Her name is Cardi-O

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/big_macaroons
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Do you know Cardi B has a sister whoโ€™s an athletic trainer ?

Her name is Cardi O

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dashedthoughts
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.

(This is my No-L greeting.)

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B 206
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kelly240361
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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b
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Unstabilised
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What do you call a Christmas decoration made of $100 bills that can play R&B hits?

Aretha Franklins.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jfshay
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/December_Soul
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Saw a bunch of guys in the local department store, shouting โ€œf#ckโ€, โ€œb#ll&cksโ€, โ€œw#nkerโ€!

Then realised I was in the menswear section.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jnolife
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Despite getting A-level results of A, B, B, A

it seems that no employer will take a chance on me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/the_houser
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C

If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens. If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.

But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.

I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kriskidd21
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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My friend told me, โ€œYou have a B.A., Masterโ€™s, and a Ph.D., but you still act like a moron.โ€

It was a third degree burn.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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B)
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A fat bee went to school. Created a real buzz when he got a B+

His average friend was nonplussed with a B, and his skinny friend would always be negative about her B-

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B without ears
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jdramanuj
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I'm a big fan of Cardi-B

but not a big fan of cardi-o

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Slymood
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?

Because they were Nazis

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lunar_Reindeer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells bananas, what does Farmer C sell?

Medications

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dubeykeebler
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Why were Cardi B successful?

Because Cardi A failed and Cardi O didnโ€™t work out.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThunderAlex2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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A Hotel and B&B get into...

A Hotel and B&B get into an argument. The argument escalates fast! B&B, "You're just a glorified studio apartment!". Hotel, "Woah woah, why so Hostel?".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SpeedyVT
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What's Cardi B's favorite color?

OCHRE

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jemminger
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Cardi Bโ€™s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly

They call her Cagey B.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RealTheAsh
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What is W.E.B's favorite pastime?

Cracking open a cold one with Dubois.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GDGameplayer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Give me some feedback- I'm all b-ears
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gaeboomering
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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You know, cardi b looks alright

But her cousin cardio... now she really takes my breath away

(A friend told me this when we had school and Jesus did it make me chuckle)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ohm_B
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Why are the horse stalls at a racetrack labelled A, B, D, E, and F?

Because no one would bet on a seahorse.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cyclopropagative
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I am pulling my hair out to think of that R & B singer who opens doors

Alopecia Keys

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Goldygold2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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My son asked me, โ€œwhy isnโ€™t there B batteries?โ€

I said, โ€œSon, bees donโ€™t need batteriesโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PandaYoshi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why is the letter B so cool?

Because itโ€™s sitting in the middle of the AC

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Aisle B Back
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jeffbrownnoho
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...

Then Soviet

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/icemage27
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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TIL that Cardi B has a sister. Sheโ€™s a personal trainer.

Her name is Cardi O.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tctitan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Did you know Cardi B has a sister whoโ€™s a fitness instructor?

Her name is Cardi O

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MsToothFairy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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a, b....

๐Ÿ’ฟ, e, f, g

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?

Wasabiiiiii

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xoLynnMarie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Whoโ€™s Cardi Bโ€™s personal trainer?

Cardi O

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThunderAlex2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What did A say to B?

Wasabi

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/imJustASnow
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What does Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wassabi!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lafilafi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?

Explosives

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/steveb106
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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If pronouncing my Bโ€™s as Vโ€™s makes me sound russian...Then soviet.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 10k
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Roody_killer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Did you know Cardi B has a sister who's a personal trainer?

Yeah, her name is Cardi O

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ohsolinkable
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