10 Hilarious Bumper Cars Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you hear about the guy who roped his camper to the bumper of his car?

His vacation went off without a hitch.

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👤︎ u/Shu-di

📅︎ Jan 28 2021

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I met the inventor of the car bumper today.

I think I made an impression.

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👤︎ u/elokwins

📅︎ Jan 25 2019

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Hoping to collect on insurance, I bought a bumper sticker for my old car saying, "Please Steal Me." Unfortunately it didn't work.

They stole the sticker and left the car.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik

📅︎ Oct 20 2019

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I saw a car with a “How am I driving?” bumper sticker.

So I called the phone number listed and said, “I think it’s with your steering wheel.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 19 2018

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I rear ended a car with a Jesus bumper sticker on it.

I stopped in the Name of the Lord.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 27 2018

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I drove threw a flock of seagulls the other day. One of them hit my bumper, flew over my car and struck and police car behind me.

I got arrested for flipping him the bird.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud

📅︎ Aug 22 2018

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There was a horrible accident in my town yesterday. A kid was playing with a yo-yo and it somehow got caught in a car's bumper. The car took off and ripped the poor kids arm off.

The driver was arrested for armed robbery.

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👤︎ u/nyquill81

📅︎ Aug 14 2017

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How do you get out of bumper to bumper traffic?

Take the bumpers off of your car.

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👤︎ u/kookoo831

📅︎ Jun 11 2013

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Should Dodge

My son was inspecting the front bumper of my car. He said "Dad there's a lot of bugs on your bumper." I said "They should Dodge." I drive a Dodge Journey.

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👤︎ u/rmwkaiser

📅︎ May 26 2014

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I rear ended a car with a Jesus bumper sticker on it.

I stopped in the name of the Lord.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 13 2018

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