What do you call a train transporting bubble gum?
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︎ Dec 17 2022
What stretches further, bubble gum or human skin?
Human skin, cause in the Bible it says Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 2 miles.
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︎ Dec 19 2022
The world's surface is made up of 70% water. This water is uncarbonated
Therefore the world is flat πππ
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︎ Feb 20 2023
Do you know what planet in Star Wars has the most bubbles?
Jakkuzi
(Iβm part of a Star Wars clan and come to this page so I can hear my friends groan. It was time I gave back π)
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︎ Dec 17 2022
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath?
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︎ Mar 20 2023
Why do ghosts like to stay in hotels?
Because they love the complimentary boo-fet!
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︎ Mar 15 2023
I don't understand speech bubbles.
They go right over my head.
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︎ Nov 26 2022
My inflatable house burst last night...
Now I am living in a flat.
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︎ Mar 11 2023
Clean joke/dirty joke
Want to hear a clean joke?
Billy took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is the woman next door.
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︎ Mar 10 2023
What breed of dog loves to take bubble baths?
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︎ Oct 20 2022
What do my marriage and bubble gum have in common?
They both blew up in my face.
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︎ Sep 26 2022
From my 5 year old: Where do they make bubbles?
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︎ Aug 22 2022
The Sign [OC]
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︎ Dec 14 2022
What do you have after you finish your bubble tea?
Em tea
Just made my kids cringe with this one. Wife shut door in my face.
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︎ May 15 2022
What is the most outgoing drink at the bar?
Seltzer water because it is naturally bubbly!
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︎ Feb 20 2023
Why was the soda so happy and outgoing?
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︎ Feb 23 2023
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon.
But it never really took off.
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︎ Nov 12 2022
There's a new form of martial arts that is based on bubble tea..
Turns out it was fake, but they called it Ly-chee
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︎ May 13 2022
What is a large body of water but...
But it has artificial flavors and bunch of air bubbles like it can only exists in one's imagination?
Fantasy
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︎ Jan 29 2023
We got these little ceramic balls you put on a pie crust to keep it from bubbling up in Jamaica β¦
They were pie weights of the Caribbean.
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︎ Mar 04 2022
Three witches are standing around a bubbling caldron.
The first witch tastes the brew. "It needs an eye of newt," she says.
"I agree," says the second.
"Aye," says the newt.
"Perfect," says the third.
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︎ Nov 28 2021
Just finished watching a film about parasites commonly found in household pets
It was a heartworming story
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︎ Nov 13 2022
Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
βTo the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!β
My dad loved corny jokes and every now and then one of them will bubble up in my memory, even though he passed years ago. Keep telling your kids dad jokes! You never know what they are going to remember about you, and it might as well be a dumb joke.
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︎ Jan 09 2023
The King sleeps on the king sized bed, the Queen sleeps on the queen sized bed, so where does the Prince sleep?
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︎ Aug 21 2022
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
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︎ Aug 24 2022
My friend recently underwent the very first "species change operation": he transitioned from human to chimpanzee.
When I met him today, he asked me if I wanted to talk about the surgery, and I said, "Nah, I don't want to pry, mate."
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︎ Dec 07 2022
Did anyone hear about that country who started using balloons as currency?
They ended up with a massive inflation problem.
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︎ Sep 18 2022
People paying $300 for a colon cleanse....
..... must not know about Taco Bell's $4.99 meal box.
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︎ Oct 23 2022
I didnβt realize I spilled dish soap on myself
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︎ Sep 27 2022
What is an ape's favorite wine?
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︎ Oct 16 2022
What do you call that rumbling in your belly before diarrhea?
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︎ Aug 10 2022
I went to a Star Wars-themed bubble tea party the other day...
...it was a real boba fΓͺte.
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︎ Nov 05 2021
Why do we give balloons to people to make them feel better?
Because they're very uplifting!
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︎ Jul 30 2022
Ah, the classic bubble speech
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︎ Apr 29 2021
How does a bubble farmer harvest his or her crops?
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︎ Nov 15 2021
The drama has really been bubbling up.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean
Because if they flew over a bay they bound be baygulls
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︎ Sep 05 2022
Balloon prices keep going up
Its the rising cost of inflation
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︎ Sep 21 2022
You can tune a pianoβ¦
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︎ Sep 07 2022
I dream of swimming in a fruit-flavored carbonated beverage
It's probably a Fanta sea though.
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︎ May 01 2022
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A boy fell in the dirt!
Want to hear a clean joke?
He had a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is the girl who lives next door
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︎ Mar 14 2023
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
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︎ Jul 24 2022
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
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︎ Sep 30 2022
What do u call it when James Bond takes a bath?
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︎ Nov 04 2022
What do you call a train made out of bubble gum
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
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︎ Jun 30 2022
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