Bracelets Puns

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Not really sure this is a dad joke but my daughter just confused us both. She's making bracelets and said she plans to sell them for 50 cents to raise money for her school.

She said she'll give half to her school and keep a quarter for herself.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/1kings2214
šŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Why couldn't the bracelet get to sleep?

because it was wrist(rest)less

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Jaquarius
šŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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People are wondering whether I have any more of these bracelets - Iā€™m a frayed knot
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/aidanizcool
šŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Watched First Man today. Watched as Ryan Gosling dropped Karen's bracelet into a crater.

Always thought Karen was out of this world.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Alone4eva17
šŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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I said to my wife, 'Our daughters have said if I style their hair they'll buy me a metal bracelet.'

'Platinum?' she asked.

I said, 'No, only straightening.'

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TommehBoi
šŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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I have Promotional Bracelets to hand out at my comic shop, but people can't let the police see...

They're Contraband

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Coffeegorilla
šŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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It's not armed with a suicide bracelet.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Loveovore
šŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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Sigmund Freud used to always wear a piece of jewelry on his wrist...

It was an id bracelet.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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[Meta] Can anyone think of a good dad joke gift idea?

I wanted to make my Dad a chainsaw for Christmas, but I'm not sure if we have the saw and I don't want to ruin a perfectly good chain for it.

Can anyone think of another dad joke gift, like a quarter pounder with cheese?

EDIT: I did the quarter-pounder with cheese. I used little rubber bands, (The kind kids make bracelets from) popsicle sticks and a rolled-up piece of sturdy paper. If anybody wants to make it, let me know and I'll go into more detail.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Ancel3
šŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2015
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My mom is the queen of dad jokes.

My mom's friend dropped her fitbit bracelet in the toilet. She said "well now you have a shitbit

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/busfull
šŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2013
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The Inside Man

My sister got a late Christmas gift yesterday in the form of a bracelet. The inscription on the inside of it says "It's what is on the inside that counts."

My dad immediately began to count.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/McIgglyTuffMuffin
šŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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