Botanists Puns

A list of puns related to "Botanists"

What do botanists use to rob banks?

Pistils

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👤︎ u/MartelMaccabees
📅︎ Jul 06 2022
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What’s the best college for aspiring botanists?

University of Flora-da

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👤︎ u/LightningLemur
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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Where do botanists go when they first join the military?

They go to Root Camp.

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👤︎ u/daddieslongthirdleg
📅︎ Jan 22 2015
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I started renting an apartment from a botanist.

Needless to say the place is fully fernished.

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👤︎ u/Sam_Anderson_4848
📅︎ Oct 10 2022
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What did the botanist say to the zoo keeper?

That's a dandy lion.

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👤︎ u/redline380
📅︎ Jul 31 2022
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The botanist wanted to better himself,

so he turned over a new leaf

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👤︎ u/FacetiousSpaceman
📅︎ Jun 21 2022
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If the scientists throw a party, the chemists bring the booze, the engineer sets up a beer pong table, and the botanist brings the weed. What does the astronomer do?

Planet

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👤︎ u/ppardee
📅︎ Dec 03 2021
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A fizzician

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👤︎ u/Outrageous-River3744
📅︎ Nov 22 2022
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I asked a Scottish botanist if I could go out in the field with her.

She said "of gorse"

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👤︎ u/pointyhead19
📅︎ Sep 06 2021
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What did the botanist say to her friends when she spotted what seemed to be a new plant species while they were out hiking?

"Sorry, give me a moment or tree!"

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👤︎ u/TheRealTsavo
📅︎ Sep 15 2021
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I knew a time travelling botanist

He kept going back to the fuchsia

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👤︎ u/mantissa7
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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A botanist tells a joke to another botanist that he finds particularly funny. The first botanist is laughing so hard he can hardly muster a sentence, but manages to say...

That joke was so funny I nearly wet my plants!

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ May 02 2020
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Did you hear about the botanist that tried to graft a cranberry onto an apple tree?

The results weren’t so good. He got a crapple

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👤︎ u/marcuccione
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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When your dad's a botanist reddit.com/r/biology/comm…
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👤︎ u/thetechlyone
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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I've been talking to a botanist on Tinder.

I'm not looking for anything serious; I just want to get in her plants.

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👤︎ u/rantipoler
📅︎ Apr 05 2016
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what does a botanist dad grow?

sonflowers

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👤︎ u/Mcklauster
📅︎ May 07 2017
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What did the botanist say when they saw their colleague was studying maple tree reproduction?

"GASP! That's indehiscent!"

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👤︎ u/WhiskeysFault
📅︎ Mar 28 2017
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