A Higgs-boson walks into a church

The priest says β€œHiggs-bosons aren’t allowed in here.” The higgs-boson says β€œBut without me, how can you have mass?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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A Higgs Boson walks into a church.

The priest says β€œWe don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here”.

The Higgs Boson replies β€œBut without me how can you have mass?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/userunknowne
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Never trust a Higgs Boson

it makes up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawSingularity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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The Higg's Boson said that it didn't like your art...

But don't take it too harshly, it's just critical mass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zap-Brannigan
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How is Bill O'reilly like the Higgs Boson particle?

...Plenty of spin and regularly concerned with Mass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klingers
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How do we know that atoms are Catholic?

Because they have mass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
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Why can't Catholics travel at light speed?

Because they have mass.

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What are Care Bear Stares made of?

Hugs Boson Particles.

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