I dreamt I was massless the other night

I was like; 0mg!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What does a beam of light wear when it wants to get kinky?

Massless Chaps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aakruzel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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If a priest is travelling at the speed of light...

does he still have mass?

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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My coworkers and I were discussing the future and faster than light travel.

One of them said, β€œAll we have to do is make ourselves massless and then we can do it.”

Another replied β€œBut how do we bring our luggage?”

At which point I chimed in, β€œYou pack light.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newt24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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